"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Best Hair Gel/Product...? (w.Pic)

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Sup All...

I got some thick ass hair (as you can see in my pic)... and was wondering what the best product you all use?

I like to slick my hair back sort of, but keep it a lil loose to do its thing. Want something that is strong enough to hold it, without freezing the sh!t into a plastic mold. And also, something that looks like its forever just wet. Thats how I like my hair to look. Like I just threw water in it, and ran my fingers back.

Any ideas on the best gel/moose/wax/whatever, I could use? (and in general)
Thx'

 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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I like your hair man.
Just run your hands through it with some gel on your fingers, very little is needed if its good stuff. Hair spray, too, instead of .
 

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Thx man... so what kinda gel you use?
I need some sh!t that is strong enough to hold thickness, yet still have a natural just wet look. Night trying to freeze dry my sh!t.

Any1 else got some ideas/use some good stuff?
 

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Bumble and bumble make a product called "sumo wax" that you melt with a blow dryer. It leaves your hair shiny and a little wet looking, and it gives it some body and movement. Real nice product, but it's a little expensive (like $18, but what else are you gonna spend that money on?)
 

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Right on... I'll check it.
But I could think of a sh!tload to spend 18 bucks on, lol.

Any1 else use some other good products?
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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No man, looking good has no price tag in it, as long as it lasts then its ok, if its 18$ for less than a months use, just find someone else who does it, theyre bound to.
 

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^^^!? lol
 

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Bump...

Best Hair Product, lets hear it!?
 

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Sumo wax would be perfect for your hair. The pot looks small but if you use it sparingly it can last three or more months, which is good because you want to be growing your hair out.
 
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