"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Best Film of 2005 - so far.....

What do you think has been the best film of the year thus far?...

  • Hitch

    Votes: 4 7.8%

  • War Of The Worlds

    Votes: 3 5.9%

  • Sin City

    Votes: 16 31.4%

  • Kingdom Of Heaven

    Votes: 1 2.0%

  • Batman Begins

    Votes: 16 31.4%

  • Star Wars Episode 3

    Votes: 11 21.6%
  • Total voters
    51
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I don't think any of those films deserve to be up there.
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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cinderella man, bc i havent seen any of the ones listed
 
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What the fvck?

You put Star Wars, Kingdom of Heaven, and Sin City on but not Cinderella Man?
 
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Cinderella Man probably deserves to be on this list. Despit the fact that it is just an okay movie, Russell Crowe is great in it. Overall, it has been a pretty sad year. The total box office gross for the year is down big time from last year,namely due to lame ass films

Oh wait, I almost forgot. Kung Fu Hustle was good too. It was definately better than that Star Wars nonsense.
 
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you forgot "Mr & Mrs. Smith"!!! Angelina was HOT in that one. best of 2005 for sure!!
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Does no-one want to big up "Monster in law"?

Come on people! J-Lo falling over alot, people walking into doors, dialogue written by a 6 year old, poo jokes, women being 'cooky' & clumbsy, men being silly & being the butt of most the jokes, more falling over, at least 5 genuine 'head in hand cringe-worthy' moments...

It's got all the ingrediants of the GREATEST FILM OF ALL TIME.

In ten years time, THIS will be the movie that everyone will still be talking about. It's what the '00's will be remembered for. It defines the whole decade!
 
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sin city is the best movie i have seen all year, hands down. I haven't seen war of the worlds yet, i hope it's good.
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Originally posted by Yotsuya-san
Hitchhiker's guide to the Galaxy. Fans have been waiting for that one. And it was worth it.
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No it wasn't that movie utterly raped everything that made the radio series/books great.

Burn in hell disney :mad:
 
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Batman was the best Batman so far IMO.
Hitch was good
War of the Worlds is ok but i would have rather seen it on DVD because it wasnt worth 9 dollars plus popcorn money
 
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hmm ive only seen two of these hitch and star wars 3
 
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I've seen Star Wars 3, unfortunately. Thats all from that list.

I saw a film about a fvcking zebra who thought he was a horse that was better than Star Wars.

I only really watch comedies and I haven't seen a good comedy yet this year - though theres a Vaughn and Wilson flick out soon which should hopefully change that.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Originally posted by Vincent
No it wasn't that movie utterly raped everything that made the radio series/books great.

Burn in hell disney :mad:
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I agree. It was worse than Vogon poetry... :p
 
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Originally posted by Francisco d'Anconia
I agree. It was worse than Vogon poetry... :p
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Oh snap!
 
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