"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Best Film of 2005 - so far.....

What do you think has been the best film of the year thus far?...

  • Hitch

    Votes: 4 7.8%

  • War Of The Worlds

    Votes: 3 5.9%

  • Sin City

    Votes: 16 31.4%

  • Kingdom Of Heaven

    Votes: 1 2.0%

  • Batman Begins

    Votes: 16 31.4%

  • Star Wars Episode 3

    Votes: 11 21.6%
  • Total voters
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I don't think any of those films deserve to be up there.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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cinderella man, bc i havent seen any of the ones listed
 
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What the fvck?

You put Star Wars, Kingdom of Heaven, and Sin City on but not Cinderella Man?
 
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Cinderella Man probably deserves to be on this list. Despit the fact that it is just an okay movie, Russell Crowe is great in it. Overall, it has been a pretty sad year. The total box office gross for the year is down big time from last year,namely due to lame ass films

Oh wait, I almost forgot. Kung Fu Hustle was good too. It was definately better than that Star Wars nonsense.
 
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you forgot "Mr & Mrs. Smith"!!! Angelina was HOT in that one. best of 2005 for sure!!
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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Does no-one want to big up "Monster in law"?

Come on people! J-Lo falling over alot, people walking into doors, dialogue written by a 6 year old, poo jokes, women being 'cooky' & clumbsy, men being silly & being the butt of most the jokes, more falling over, at least 5 genuine 'head in hand cringe-worthy' moments...

It's got all the ingrediants of the GREATEST FILM OF ALL TIME.

In ten years time, THIS will be the movie that everyone will still be talking about. It's what the '00's will be remembered for. It defines the whole decade!
 
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sin city is the best movie i have seen all year, hands down. I haven't seen war of the worlds yet, i hope it's good.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Originally posted by Yotsuya-san
Hitchhiker's guide to the Galaxy. Fans have been waiting for that one. And it was worth it.
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No it wasn't that movie utterly raped everything that made the radio series/books great.

Burn in hell disney :mad:
 
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Batman was the best Batman so far IMO.
Hitch was good
War of the Worlds is ok but i would have rather seen it on DVD because it wasnt worth 9 dollars plus popcorn money
 
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hmm ive only seen two of these hitch and star wars 3
 
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I've seen Star Wars 3, unfortunately. Thats all from that list.

I saw a film about a fvcking zebra who thought he was a horse that was better than Star Wars.

I only really watch comedies and I haven't seen a good comedy yet this year - though theres a Vaughn and Wilson flick out soon which should hopefully change that.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Originally posted by Vincent
No it wasn't that movie utterly raped everything that made the radio series/books great.

Burn in hell disney :mad:
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I agree. It was worse than Vogon poetry... :p
 
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Originally posted by Francisco d'Anconia
I agree. It was worse than Vogon poetry... :p
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Oh snap!
 
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