Why "Whatever You Want" Keeps You Single

She says the movie looks dumb; you suddenly agree. She tests you with a little attitude; you apologize for nothing.

You think you're being easy to get along with. She reads something else entirely: a man with no edges. Nothing to hold on to. No friction, no tension, no reason to wonder what he really thinks.

The "22 Rules" taught me to push back — playfully, calmly, without needing her approval. Strange things happened after that.

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Best DJs on TV Shows

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I just went through the best DJ movies and made a list of the movies I feel I should add to my collection. I was wondering what good DJs are on TV (Or what Season DVDs are worth buying to watch a character or mindset?)


I'll start it off with Cappie from the ABC Family show Greek. Guy is a ****in' pimp. Doesn't care what other people think of him, lives life the way he wants to. Is loyal to his friends and brothers and pulls women like none other. The way he does it is very realistic too. He's good looking and women find him attractive but that's not why he gets anyone he wants.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Barney Stinson from How I met Your Mother.
 

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The pimp brother on "Two and a half men"

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sawyer from lost
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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James Bond...from all those Bond movies!

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Monica: We were making love and he stopped to write a poem.
Joey: Get out! I couldn't stop if a meteor hit me.
 

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Both Dr. Troy and newly free Dr. Mcnamarra from Nip/Tuck. Quagmire (obviously), Denny Crane and Alan Shore from Boston Legal, Sawyer and Desmond, especially, from Lost. Jonathan Rhys-Meyers from the Tudors, and my all time favorite; James Nesbitt's Mr.Hyde from the BBC show Jekyll. Un-fvcking-believable!

These are the guys I watch in particular. Though most television is absolute sh!t.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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remotecontrol said:
Jim Rockford with the gold car...pimp, pimp hooray
Jesus, talk about old school. For that matter what about Faceman from the A-Team? Dirk Benedict was one of my idols as a kid.
 

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krazyboy99 said:
johnny bravo
LOL!! :p

Well actually I'd consider him a lil' bit AFC as much as I hate to, he REALLY kisses up to all the women, using classic pick-up lines (just non-sexual seeing as it's a kids show) and always ends up pepper spray'd! AHA! :yes:
 

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DonJuan11 said:
James Bond...from all those Bond movies!

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Monica: We were making love and he stopped to write a poem.
Joey: Get out! I couldn't stop if a meteor hit me.
James Bond is a lot different to Joey from friends, lets face the facts, Bond is much more of a mans man, he has a strong powerful persona, Joey irks me to tell you the truth, I don't like him, Bond is far more impressive, he is a real man, or the charachter he portrays is anyway.:nono:
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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