"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Best DJs on TV Shows

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I just went through the best DJ movies and made a list of the movies I feel I should add to my collection. I was wondering what good DJs are on TV (Or what Season DVDs are worth buying to watch a character or mindset?)


I'll start it off with Cappie from the ABC Family show Greek. Guy is a ****in' pimp. Doesn't care what other people think of him, lives life the way he wants to. Is loyal to his friends and brothers and pulls women like none other. The way he does it is very realistic too. He's good looking and women find him attractive but that's not why he gets anyone he wants.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Barney Stinson from How I met Your Mother.
 
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The pimp brother on "Two and a half men"

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“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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James Bond...from all those Bond movies!

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Monica: We were making love and he stopped to write a poem.
Joey: Get out! I couldn't stop if a meteor hit me.
 
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Both Dr. Troy and newly free Dr. Mcnamarra from Nip/Tuck. Quagmire (obviously), Denny Crane and Alan Shore from Boston Legal, Sawyer and Desmond, especially, from Lost. Jonathan Rhys-Meyers from the Tudors, and my all time favorite; James Nesbitt's Mr.Hyde from the BBC show Jekyll. Un-fvcking-believable!

These are the guys I watch in particular. Though most television is absolute sh!t.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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Jim Rockford with the gold car...pimp, pimp hooray
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Jesus, talk about old school. For that matter what about Faceman from the A-Team? Dirk Benedict was one of my idols as a kid.
 
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johnny bravo
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LOL!! :p

Well actually I'd consider him a lil' bit AFC as much as I hate to, he REALLY kisses up to all the women, using classic pick-up lines (just non-sexual seeing as it's a kids show) and always ends up pepper spray'd! AHA! :yes:
 
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DonJuan11 said:
James Bond...from all those Bond movies!

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Monica: We were making love and he stopped to write a poem.
Joey: Get out! I couldn't stop if a meteor hit me.
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James Bond is a lot different to Joey from friends, lets face the facts, Bond is much more of a mans man, he has a strong powerful persona, Joey irks me to tell you the truth, I don't like him, Bond is far more impressive, he is a real man, or the charachter he portrays is anyway.:nono:
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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