"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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There are only two types of women - goddesses and doormats.

God invented concubinage, satan marriage.

okay.. it is not really reflective of me. I am not really a DJ. I just try to get awesome women. I do not really plan to stay unmarried forever.
 
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I really like the one I made in my sig. I told it to one of my good friends and he started claiming that he was the one that made it...

In the new DJ Bible by Pete there are a couple of pages of instant classic DJ quotes.
 
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grab a beer so you dont look like a queer

take a class to get some a ss

if she says "UMMMM" you know she aint gonna be any FUNNNN

he who HESITATES......masturbates

hey wait a second..........GO SEARCH THE PU ARTIST RHYMES ARTICLE
 
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