"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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There are only two types of women - goddesses and doormats.

God invented concubinage, satan marriage.

okay.. it is not really reflective of me. I am not really a DJ. I just try to get awesome women. I do not really plan to stay unmarried forever.
 
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I really like the one I made in my sig. I told it to one of my good friends and he started claiming that he was the one that made it...

In the new DJ Bible by Pete there are a couple of pages of instant classic DJ quotes.
 
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grab a beer so you dont look like a queer

take a class to get some a ss

if she says "UMMMM" you know she aint gonna be any FUNNNN

he who HESITATES......masturbates

hey wait a second..........GO SEARCH THE PU ARTIST RHYMES ARTICLE
 
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