Best compliments you've been paid after sex

[ka_mate]

"I haven't been fvcked like that since grade school."

Two cookies to first person who correctly guesses where it's from...

I think the best compliment I was paid was her suggesting that she will invite one of her girl friends the next time...and the girl friend was quite gorgeous. A natural redhead, if you know what I mean...

Fight Club, such a devilishly funny quote haha.

Just read "Fight Club" the book actually, really interesting book and movie set. Reading the book after the movie made me more convinced that Tyler Durden and narrator aren't characters you'd want to emulate. I find it slightly concerning about people on SS who try and emulate them.

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In terms of the compliments thing. I'm young so I'm not technically an amazing lover. I'm not going to BS you guys about how I gave a girl multiple orgasms and she was begging me for more for neither of that has ever happened.

Best compliment actually though

My girlfriend saying "you make me feel so good" while I was fingering and snuggling with her.

 

[zinc4]

What about the worst? I had a college chick say get the f&ck out of here!! and then she literally pushed me out of her bedroom and locked the door yelling at me... after going limp on her from being too drunk and the condom broke off..

 

[incognito42]

QUite possibly the gayest thread over

 

[Vantagepoint34]

"I love you, I'm going to write songs about you"

 

[Game617]

My ex one time sent me a text along the lines of...you fked me so good I can barely walk lol. She was shaking shivering came like 4 times. Fell in love....

Once she squirted so hard ALL OVER my legs and balls. Didn't know wtf happened...thought she pissed all over me or something. :woo:

 

[Naughty Ninja]

One chick told me I was soo big it tickled her.

 

[foolyoufool]

I've got "Thank you" a few times...It felt nice but weird at the same time because if I were to be thanking her that would be such an AFC move. Whatever though made me feel like a boss.

 

[jafyk]

And that's where you say, "You are welcome. You Vadge's at my command, lol.jk" Hey, guys is Rollo still around? Haven't read anything from him lately.

 

[Hate the game..]

"You destroyed me."
"I think I came twice.. But I never have before!"

 

[Ruleit]

"Where have you been all my life!!!" -- I dumped her the next day.

"My thighs are bruised. You f*cked my brains out last night." -- Never heard from her again. :crackup:

 

[Naughty Ninja]

You almost made me orgasm!

This one's on the house lil guy.

 

[Down Low]

"Is it in yet?"

 

[Uncharted]

"Look! My legs are still shaking!"

 

[GotED?]

I had to wake her up after she fell asleep when I was done
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Those of you who said she said:

'you are the biggest I've ever had' - you been lied to
'you are the best I've ever had' - you been lied to
'you made me c@m so many times' - you been lied to
'you are amazing!' - you been lied to
'are you in yet?' - you have not been lied to

:crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:

 

[Zion]

"Don't touch me , omg omg , don't touch me I...what..I ? omg". Incoherent & trembling.


The best compliment you will ever get is the trembling , incoherent speech and inability to move . Body language never lies.

"You're the biggest I ever had". Seriously ? Does she measure everyone she has sex with ? Words are useless.


Oh and also,threads like this are the biggest ego-fest of them all. If this weren't a DJ forum I'd say 95% of replies are total bullsh!t. But seeing as how it is a DJ forum ,I'll settle for 75%.

 

[Naughty Ninja]

She said: HELP! HELP! RAPE!!


And another time another chick said: Damn NN! You're almost as good as my brother!


And yet another said in a general pre recorded message: "Thank you for calling 1 900 porn chat."

 

[SamTheHobit]

"Let's just be friends"