"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Best compliments you've been paid after sex

ka_mate

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The Bat said:
"I haven't been fvcked like that since grade school."

Two cookies to first person who correctly guesses where it's from...

I think the best compliment I was paid was her suggesting that she will invite one of her girl friends the next time...and the girl friend was quite gorgeous. A natural redhead, if you know what I mean...:D
Fight Club, such a devilishly funny quote haha.

Just read "Fight Club" the book actually, really interesting book and movie set. Reading the book after the movie made me more convinced that Tyler Durden and narrator aren't characters you'd want to emulate. I find it slightly concerning about people on SS who try and emulate them.

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In terms of the compliments thing. I'm young so I'm not technically an amazing lover. I'm not going to BS you guys about how I gave a girl multiple orgasms and she was begging me for more for neither of that has ever happened.

Best compliment actually though

My girlfriend saying "you make me feel so good" while I was fingering and snuggling with her.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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zinc4

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What about the worst? I had a college chick say get the f&ck out of here!! and then she literally pushed me out of her bedroom and locked the door yelling at me... after going limp on her from being too drunk and the condom broke off..
 

Game617

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My ex one time sent me a text along the lines of...you fked me so good I can barely walk lol. She was shaking shivering came like 4 times. Fell in love....

Once she squirted so hard ALL OVER my legs and balls. Didn't know wtf happened...thought she pissed all over me or something. :woo:
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Naughty Ninja

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One chick told me I was soo big it tickled her.
 

foolyoufool

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I've got "Thank you" a few times...It felt nice but weird at the same time because if I were to be thanking her that would be such an AFC move. Whatever though made me feel like a boss.
 

jafyk

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And that's where you say, "You are welcome. You Vadge's at my command, lol.jk" Hey, guys is Rollo still around? Haven't read anything from him lately.
 

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"Where have you been all my life!!!" -- I dumped her the next day.

"My thighs are bruised. You f*cked my brains out last night." -- Never heard from her again. :crackup:
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Naughty Ninja

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You almost made me orgasm!

This one's on the house lil guy. ;)
 

Down Low

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"Is it in yet?"
 

GotED?

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I had to wake her up after she fell asleep when I was done
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Those of you who said she said:

'you are the biggest I've ever had' - you been lied to
'you are the best I've ever had' - you been lied to
'you made me c@m so many times' - you been lied to
'you are amazing!' - you been lied to
'are you in yet?' - you have not been lied to

:crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:
 

Zion

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"Don't touch me , omg omg , don't touch me I...what..I ? omg". Incoherent & trembling.


The best compliment you will ever get is the trembling , incoherent speech and inability to move . Body language never lies.

"You're the biggest I ever had". Seriously ? Does she measure everyone she has sex with ? Words are useless.


Oh and also,threads like this are the biggest ego-fest of them all. If this weren't a DJ forum I'd say 95% of replies are total bullsh!t. But seeing as how it is a DJ forum ,I'll settle for 75%.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Naughty Ninja

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She said: HELP! HELP! RAPE!!


And another time another chick said: Damn NN! You're almost as good as my brother!


And yet another said in a general pre recorded message: "Thank you for calling 1 900 porn chat." :up:
 

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"Let's just be friends"
 
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