"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Best compliments you've been paid after sex

Purefilth

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*HEARD FROM HER FRIEND(girl talk)* - "He's like a 5 star hotel."

*different girl - Directly after to me* - "Completely satisfied"

*girl calls day after* - "Wow, i still cant walk!"
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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"I love your cack, it's so thick!"

"I had to unhinge my jaw to take it all in"

"even if I used an entire bottle of lube, I'd still be sore after"
 

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"Who the **** is your dad and why the **** are you so big?"

That gave me a chuckle.
 

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her: "if we ever breakup and i end up getting married, i still want you to fuk me"
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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jafyk

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PairPlusRoyalFLush: You really think so? If someone says those things to keep you around doesn't it mean they want more? I wouldn't believe the compliments but after the sex and you have that moment where you are lying there to catch your breath; for me I can usually tell if she had a good time (she's smiling, touching you and even starts the compliments). So, when I leave and a day later or later that day I get a text with a compliment, surely it's gotta be sincere, no?

A few past compliments are coming back to me now.
- I finished with this girl and she got on the phone with her friend and thought I wouldn't understand the girl code, "Girl he has a nice package". While I was flattered I thought to myself couldn't she just have that conversation away from me...her on the phone as if I wasn't there.

- I did it with this girl whom I met at a party she told my friend and his gf she wanted to get with me. So, they introduced us. After we did it, I thought this girl would keep her mouth shut. Next thing I know my friend is telling me so I hear you can go for 3 hours straight, smh, lol.
 

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"I haven't been fvcked like that since grade school."

Two cookies to first person who correctly guesses where it's from...

I think the best compliment I was paid was her suggesting that she will invite one of her girl friends the next time...and the girl friend was quite gorgeous. A natural redhead, if you know what I mean...:D
 

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The Bat said:
"I haven't been fvcked like that since grade school."

Two cookies to first person who correctly guesses where it's from...

I think the best compliment I was paid was her suggesting that she will invite one of her girl friends the next time...and the girl friend was quite gorgeous. A natural redhead, if you know what I mean...:D
Lol, for what? To come and witness this great miracle or to come and get satisfied too, lol? What kind of a girl has been doing it since grade school? smh
 

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Called me "superhero", although not sure if she was entirely serious ;)
 

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PairPlusRoyalFlush said:
I stopped listening to them once I came here, I realized what they say after sex is just bullsh1t to hook you with complements while you're vulnerable.

You stop having fun when you're out with a woman too? I mean... their just bullsh1tting you with smiles and laughter to hook you in while you're vulnerable.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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For_F said:
Is it in yet.
This is the 2nd time I've read this "Is it in yet?" comment. How's that a compliment. I'm lost please explain.
 

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I have had several...i try to make sex not just sex but making love along with crazy sex even if it's with a total stranger... as emotional as possible unless i am just not in the mood...i just really get into physically and emotionally, but i don't get attached like i used to more like free love:

"this by far the best i have ever had....no comparison..i feel like i am in heaven with you"

"you are by far the best i have ever had, my exes didn't make me feel anything like this"

"i love you so much"

"i felt like we melted into one person together"

"that was the best i have ever experienced"

"oh my god, i want to just lay in bed with you forever"

"you are my superman"
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Thank you. Thank you.

It's short, but it's fat.

You gave me umm multiples (orgasms).

I wanna go again.

<No words. She smiles and throws her thong at me (to catch) before she leaves.>

Are you sure you were a virgin? You were REALLY good.

My favorite is bold :)
 

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"Thanks for paying with Benjamins!"
 

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bigneil said:
"I'm not going to charge you this time."
:crackup: :crackup: :crackup:
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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