"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Best compliments you've been paid after sex

Purefilth

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*HEARD FROM HER FRIEND(girl talk)* - "He's like a 5 star hotel."

*different girl - Directly after to me* - "Completely satisfied"

*girl calls day after* - "Wow, i still cant walk!"
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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pdx1138

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"I love your cack, it's so thick!"

"I had to unhinge my jaw to take it all in"

"even if I used an entire bottle of lube, I'd still be sore after"
 

Plutoman

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"Who the **** is your dad and why the **** are you so big?"

That gave me a chuckle.
 

sigma335

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her: "if we ever breakup and i end up getting married, i still want you to fuk me"
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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jafyk

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PairPlusRoyalFLush: You really think so? If someone says those things to keep you around doesn't it mean they want more? I wouldn't believe the compliments but after the sex and you have that moment where you are lying there to catch your breath; for me I can usually tell if she had a good time (she's smiling, touching you and even starts the compliments). So, when I leave and a day later or later that day I get a text with a compliment, surely it's gotta be sincere, no?

A few past compliments are coming back to me now.
- I finished with this girl and she got on the phone with her friend and thought I wouldn't understand the girl code, "Girl he has a nice package". While I was flattered I thought to myself couldn't she just have that conversation away from me...her on the phone as if I wasn't there.

- I did it with this girl whom I met at a party she told my friend and his gf she wanted to get with me. So, they introduced us. After we did it, I thought this girl would keep her mouth shut. Next thing I know my friend is telling me so I hear you can go for 3 hours straight, smh, lol.
 

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"I haven't been fvcked like that since grade school."

Two cookies to first person who correctly guesses where it's from...

I think the best compliment I was paid was her suggesting that she will invite one of her girl friends the next time...and the girl friend was quite gorgeous. A natural redhead, if you know what I mean...:D
 

jafyk

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The Bat said:
"I haven't been fvcked like that since grade school."

Two cookies to first person who correctly guesses where it's from...

I think the best compliment I was paid was her suggesting that she will invite one of her girl friends the next time...and the girl friend was quite gorgeous. A natural redhead, if you know what I mean...:D
Lol, for what? To come and witness this great miracle or to come and get satisfied too, lol? What kind of a girl has been doing it since grade school? smh
 

Huffman

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Called me "superhero", although not sure if she was entirely serious ;)
 

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PairPlusRoyalFlush said:
I stopped listening to them once I came here, I realized what they say after sex is just bullsh1t to hook you with complements while you're vulnerable.

You stop having fun when you're out with a woman too? I mean... their just bullsh1tting you with smiles and laughter to hook you in while you're vulnerable.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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jafyk

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For_F said:
Is it in yet.
This is the 2nd time I've read this "Is it in yet?" comment. How's that a compliment. I'm lost please explain.
 

zinc4

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I have had several...i try to make sex not just sex but making love along with crazy sex even if it's with a total stranger... as emotional as possible unless i am just not in the mood...i just really get into physically and emotionally, but i don't get attached like i used to more like free love:

"this by far the best i have ever had....no comparison..i feel like i am in heaven with you"

"you are by far the best i have ever had, my exes didn't make me feel anything like this"

"i love you so much"

"i felt like we melted into one person together"

"that was the best i have ever experienced"

"oh my god, i want to just lay in bed with you forever"

"you are my superman"
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Mike32ct

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Thank you. Thank you.

It's short, but it's fat.

You gave me umm multiples (orgasms).

I wanna go again.

<No words. She smiles and throws her thong at me (to catch) before she leaves.>

Are you sure you were a virgin? You were REALLY good.

My favorite is bold :)
 

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"Thanks for paying with Benjamins!"
 

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bigneil said:
"I'm not going to charge you this time."
:crackup: :crackup: :crackup:
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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