"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Best compliments you've been paid after sex

ka_mate

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The Bat said:
"I haven't been fvcked like that since grade school."

Two cookies to first person who correctly guesses where it's from...

I think the best compliment I was paid was her suggesting that she will invite one of her girl friends the next time...and the girl friend was quite gorgeous. A natural redhead, if you know what I mean...:D
Fight Club, such a devilishly funny quote haha.

Just read "Fight Club" the book actually, really interesting book and movie set. Reading the book after the movie made me more convinced that Tyler Durden and narrator aren't characters you'd want to emulate. I find it slightly concerning about people on SS who try and emulate them.

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In terms of the compliments thing. I'm young so I'm not technically an amazing lover. I'm not going to BS you guys about how I gave a girl multiple orgasms and she was begging me for more for neither of that has ever happened.

Best compliment actually though

My girlfriend saying "you make me feel so good" while I was fingering and snuggling with her.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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zinc4

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What about the worst? I had a college chick say get the f&ck out of here!! and then she literally pushed me out of her bedroom and locked the door yelling at me... after going limp on her from being too drunk and the condom broke off..
 

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My ex one time sent me a text along the lines of...you fked me so good I can barely walk lol. She was shaking shivering came like 4 times. Fell in love....

Once she squirted so hard ALL OVER my legs and balls. Didn't know wtf happened...thought she pissed all over me or something. :woo:
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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Naughty Ninja

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One chick told me I was soo big it tickled her.
 

foolyoufool

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I've got "Thank you" a few times...It felt nice but weird at the same time because if I were to be thanking her that would be such an AFC move. Whatever though made me feel like a boss.
 

jafyk

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And that's where you say, "You are welcome. You Vadge's at my command, lol.jk" Hey, guys is Rollo still around? Haven't read anything from him lately.
 

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"Where have you been all my life!!!" -- I dumped her the next day.

"My thighs are bruised. You f*cked my brains out last night." -- Never heard from her again. :crackup:
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Naughty Ninja

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You almost made me orgasm!

This one's on the house lil guy. ;)
 

Down Low

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"Is it in yet?"
 

GotED?

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I had to wake her up after she fell asleep when I was done
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Those of you who said she said:

'you are the biggest I've ever had' - you been lied to
'you are the best I've ever had' - you been lied to
'you made me c@m so many times' - you been lied to
'you are amazing!' - you been lied to
'are you in yet?' - you have not been lied to

:crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:
 

Zion

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"Don't touch me , omg omg , don't touch me I...what..I ? omg". Incoherent & trembling.


The best compliment you will ever get is the trembling , incoherent speech and inability to move . Body language never lies.

"You're the biggest I ever had". Seriously ? Does she measure everyone she has sex with ? Words are useless.


Oh and also,threads like this are the biggest ego-fest of them all. If this weren't a DJ forum I'd say 95% of replies are total bullsh!t. But seeing as how it is a DJ forum ,I'll settle for 75%.
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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Naughty Ninja

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She said: HELP! HELP! RAPE!!


And another time another chick said: Damn NN! You're almost as good as my brother!


And yet another said in a general pre recorded message: "Thank you for calling 1 900 porn chat." :up:
 

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"Let's just be friends"
 
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