"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
Best college pickup line:
- Thread starter Ice Cold
- Start date
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
diplomatic_lie
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I've got a six-pack imported European beer, and I don't drink.
(she tells you)
"Well, I just had to tell you it smells AWFUL!"
(wait for shock)
"Just playin. It really smells great. I just need gift ideas for my mom. Its her birthday tomorrow and I figure a nice perfume is the least I can do after burning down the house and all. I got some matches at my place. Wanna play?"
^abbreviated version of the type of game I run. Girls often tell me they dont know when I am kidding or not, which is why they stick around to find out!
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
Roflol thats a good one ...
I used once a trick i saw in a movie(dont know the name).
Me: Hey, remember me ? I'm Tommy(or anything like that).
She: Hmmm, not really, no ?!
Me: C'mooooooon, Tommy !! From the finances !!
She: Ah yea ! Now i remember(without any ****in clue who i am :>)
jackknightly
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idiot_boyfriend
Senior Don Juan
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
shrewd
Don Juan
i've tried that one and it works quite well. Now i just need the guts to ask for the number at the end.
I'm Joe Dirt
Master Don Juan
That actually sounds like a really good line to ask someone out after you've had a convo or two with them. Pretty humorous.