"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Best college pickup line:

“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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SheepSter

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Cool line, I use this one alot:

Don't you know me from somewhere?
 

diplomatic_lie

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Here is a line that will get women (and men) flocking to you:

I've got a six-pack imported European beer, and I don't drink.
 

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"Hey guys, I need a female opinion."
 

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"Whoa, excuse me but what is that scent you are wearing?

(she tells you)

"Well, I just had to tell you it smells AWFUL!"

(wait for shock)

"Just playin. It really smells great. I just need gift ideas for my mom. Its her birthday tomorrow and I figure a nice perfume is the least I can do after burning down the house and all. I got some matches at my place. Wanna play?"

^abbreviated version of the type of game I run. Girls often tell me they dont know when I am kidding or not, which is why they stick around to find out!
 

“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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TuPLaD

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Originally posted by Don Ronny
"Whoa, excuse me but what is that scent you are wearing?

(she tells you)

"Well, I just had to tell you it smells AWFUL!"

(wait for shock)

"Just playin. It really smells great. I just need gift ideas for my mom. Its her birthday tomorrow and I figure a nice perfume is the least I can do after burning down the house and all. I got some matches at my place. Wanna play?"

^abbreviated version of the type of game I run. Girls often tell me they dont know when I am kidding or not, which is why they stick around to find out!
Roflol thats a good one ...


I used once a trick i saw in a movie(dont know the name).

Me: Hey, remember me ? I'm Tommy(or anything like that).

She: Hmmm, not really, no ?!

Me: C'mooooooon, Tommy !! From the finances !!

She: Ah yea ! Now i remember(without any ****in clue who i am :>):p
 

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lmao, how the hell does that line work. good sh!t for pulling it off man.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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I'm Joe Dirt

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I got some matches at my place. Wanna come over and play?
That actually sounds like a really good line to ask someone out after you've had a convo or two with them. Pretty humorous.
 
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