Best cold approach tip in the league

[wheelin&dealin]

When you see a girl holding a cup of coffee, grab some change from your pocket and pretend like you're gonna put it in her cup. When she gives you the "wtf are you doing look?" say, "Ohhh... I thought you were panhandling. You look like a homeless person".

 

[Supremo]

Then, she throws her steaming hot coffee in your face and you spend the next month in the hospital with 3rd degree burns.

Maybe a cold approach, but definitely not a cold finish.

 

[speakeasy]

Here's one. Go up to a girl in a bar and say, "I got something hard for you to suck on?" When she looks at you with disgust, hand her a lollipop.

:crackup:

 

[Frenchconnection]

Here's one. Go up to a girl in a bar and say, "I got something hard for you to suck on?" When she looks at you with disgust, hand her a lollipop.

:crackup:

LoL.. good one!

 

[Someone Much cooler]

ounds kinda like a pick up line, why not approach her and say "excuse me miss, i think your cute, you got some nice style, will i also think you are nice? I'm ______, whats your name? boom simple easy and puts them in the position to have to be nice!

 

[bachelor]

good stuff lol

 

[Play the Game]

ounds kinda like a pick up line, why not approach her and say "excuse me miss, i think your cute, you got some nice style, will i also think you are nice? I'm ______, whats your name? boom simple easy and puts them in the position to have to be nice!

Yea.. but being a d1ck is so much more fun. Too bad some women have no sense of humor.

 

[Supremo]

Lick your finger, wipe it on her shirt... then say "Hey let's get you out of those wet clothes."

Or

"Hey I'm ______, we should play Army!" Then when she asks how, you say, "Ok I'll just sit there while you blow the hell out of me."

 

[ValleyDJing]

I may not be the cutest guy in here...but I'm the only one thats talking to you.

or

I may not be the cutest guy in here...oh wait, yes I am.

Lol! In related news...pickup lines = no, no. Entertainment value only.

 

[Boschy]

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[Aprenti$playa&pimp]

I may not be the cutest guy in here...but I'm the only one thats talking to you.

or

I may not be the cutest guy in here...oh wait, yes I am.

Lol! In related news...pickup lines = no, no. Entertainment value only.

x2 I agree

 

[bfl]

this has turned into a lame pickup lines thread, the lolly pop one works though if you do it right meaning after talking with her for a lil while or and saying it in a playful way

 

[Paintballguy]

here is a funny horrible pickup line...

Guy: Hey wanna get a pizza and ****?
Girl: *Look of disgust or negative comment*
Guy: What you don't like pizza?

 

[Lust]

ounds kinda like a pick up line, why not approach her and say "excuse me miss, i think your cute, you got some nice style, will i also think you are nice? I'm ______, whats your name? boom simple easy and puts them in the position to have to be nice!

Amateur Hour.

Girls don't fvck the nice guys.

 

[Rata Blanca]

here is a funny horrible pickup line...

Guy: Hey wanna get a pizza and ****?
Girl: *Look of disgust or negative comment*
Guy: What you don't like pizza?

:crackup:

 

[aussiegoat55]

here is a funny horrible pickup line...

Guy: Hey wanna get a pizza and ****?
Girl: *Look of disgust or negative comment*
Guy: What you don't like pizza?

Hahahaha. :crackup:

 

[Aprenti$playa&pimp]

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