"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Best cold approach tip in the league

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When you see a girl holding a cup of coffee, grab some change from your pocket and pretend like you're gonna put it in her cup. When she gives you the "wtf are you doing look?" say, "Ohhh... I thought you were panhandling. You look like a homeless person".
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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Then, she throws her steaming hot coffee in your face and you spend the next month in the hospital with 3rd degree burns.

Maybe a cold approach, but definitely not a cold finish.
 

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Here's one. Go up to a girl in a bar and say, "I got something hard for you to suck on?" When she looks at you with disgust, hand her a lollipop.

:crackup:
 

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speakeasy said:
Here's one. Go up to a girl in a bar and say, "I got something hard for you to suck on?" When she looks at you with disgust, hand her a lollipop.

:crackup:
LoL.. good one!:up:
 

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ounds kinda like a pick up line, why not approach her and say "excuse me miss, i think your cute, you got some nice style, will i also think you are nice? I'm ______, whats your name? boom simple easy and puts them in the position to have to be nice!
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Someone Much cooler said:
ounds kinda like a pick up line, why not approach her and say "excuse me miss, i think your cute, you got some nice style, will i also think you are nice? I'm ______, whats your name? boom simple easy and puts them in the position to have to be nice!

Yea.. but being a d1ck is so much more fun. Too bad some women have no sense of humor.
 

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Lick your finger, wipe it on her shirt... then say "Hey let's get you out of those wet clothes."

Or

"Hey I'm ______, we should play Army!" Then when she asks how, you say, "Ok I'll just sit there while you blow the hell out of me."
 

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I may not be the cutest guy in here...but I'm the only one thats talking to you.

or

I may not be the cutest guy in here...oh wait, yes I am.

Lol! In related news...pickup lines = no, no. Entertainment value only.
 

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Field test. Field test. Field test. Field test. Field test. Field test. Field test. Field test. Field test. Field test. Field test. Field test. Field test. Field test. Field test. Field test. Field test. Field test.
 

“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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ValleyDJing said:
I may not be the cutest guy in here...but I'm the only one thats talking to you.

or

I may not be the cutest guy in here...oh wait, yes I am.

Lol! In related news...pickup lines = no, no. Entertainment value only.
x2 I agree
 

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this has turned into a lame pickup lines thread, the lolly pop one works though if you do it right meaning after talking with her for a lil while or and saying it in a playful way
 

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here is a funny horrible pickup line...

Guy: Hey wanna get a pizza and ****?
Girl: *Look of disgust or negative comment*
Guy: What you don't like pizza?
 

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Someone Much cooler said:
ounds kinda like a pick up line, why not approach her and say "excuse me miss, i think your cute, you got some nice style, will i also think you are nice? I'm ______, whats your name? boom simple easy and puts them in the position to have to be nice!
Amateur Hour.

Girls don't fvck the nice guys.
 

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Paintballguy said:
here is a funny horrible pickup line...

Guy: Hey wanna get a pizza and ****?
Girl: *Look of disgust or negative comment*
Guy: What you don't like pizza?

:crackup:
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Paintballguy said:
here is a funny horrible pickup line...

Guy: Hey wanna get a pizza and ****?
Girl: *Look of disgust or negative comment*
Guy: What you don't like pizza?
Hahahaha. :crackup:
 
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