"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Best cold approach tip in the league

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When you see a girl holding a cup of coffee, grab some change from your pocket and pretend like you're gonna put it in her cup. When she gives you the "wtf are you doing look?" say, "Ohhh... I thought you were panhandling. You look like a homeless person".
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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Then, she throws her steaming hot coffee in your face and you spend the next month in the hospital with 3rd degree burns.

Maybe a cold approach, but definitely not a cold finish.
 

speakeasy

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Here's one. Go up to a girl in a bar and say, "I got something hard for you to suck on?" When she looks at you with disgust, hand her a lollipop.

:crackup:
 

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speakeasy said:
Here's one. Go up to a girl in a bar and say, "I got something hard for you to suck on?" When she looks at you with disgust, hand her a lollipop.

:crackup:
LoL.. good one!:up:
 

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ounds kinda like a pick up line, why not approach her and say "excuse me miss, i think your cute, you got some nice style, will i also think you are nice? I'm ______, whats your name? boom simple easy and puts them in the position to have to be nice!
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Play the Game

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Someone Much cooler said:
ounds kinda like a pick up line, why not approach her and say "excuse me miss, i think your cute, you got some nice style, will i also think you are nice? I'm ______, whats your name? boom simple easy and puts them in the position to have to be nice!

Yea.. but being a d1ck is so much more fun. Too bad some women have no sense of humor.
 

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Lick your finger, wipe it on her shirt... then say "Hey let's get you out of those wet clothes."

Or

"Hey I'm ______, we should play Army!" Then when she asks how, you say, "Ok I'll just sit there while you blow the hell out of me."
 

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I may not be the cutest guy in here...but I'm the only one thats talking to you.

or

I may not be the cutest guy in here...oh wait, yes I am.

Lol! In related news...pickup lines = no, no. Entertainment value only.
 

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Field test. Field test. Field test. Field test. Field test. Field test. Field test. Field test. Field test. Field test. Field test. Field test. Field test. Field test. Field test. Field test. Field test. Field test.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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ValleyDJing said:
I may not be the cutest guy in here...but I'm the only one thats talking to you.

or

I may not be the cutest guy in here...oh wait, yes I am.

Lol! In related news...pickup lines = no, no. Entertainment value only.
x2 I agree
 

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this has turned into a lame pickup lines thread, the lolly pop one works though if you do it right meaning after talking with her for a lil while or and saying it in a playful way
 

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here is a funny horrible pickup line...

Guy: Hey wanna get a pizza and ****?
Girl: *Look of disgust or negative comment*
Guy: What you don't like pizza?
 

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Someone Much cooler said:
ounds kinda like a pick up line, why not approach her and say "excuse me miss, i think your cute, you got some nice style, will i also think you are nice? I'm ______, whats your name? boom simple easy and puts them in the position to have to be nice!
Amateur Hour.

Girls don't fvck the nice guys.
 

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Paintballguy said:
here is a funny horrible pickup line...

Guy: Hey wanna get a pizza and ****?
Girl: *Look of disgust or negative comment*
Guy: What you don't like pizza?

:crackup:
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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Paintballguy said:
here is a funny horrible pickup line...

Guy: Hey wanna get a pizza and ****?
Girl: *Look of disgust or negative comment*
Guy: What you don't like pizza?
Hahahaha. :crackup:
 
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