"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Best Bodywash for College-Age Kid?

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I'm about to start my freshmen year in college and I was wondering what a good bodywash would be for me. Something that smells good and gets me clean. Right now I'm using Old Spice and I was wondering if anyone has any suggestions as to what might be my best choice. I haven't had any experience with any other brands so please let me know what you all think. Thank you.

(Sorry if this doesn't belong in H&F, but it is personal hygiene related)
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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I use Lynx Africa.

Not sure if you have it in the U.S, but Lynx is a deodorant company over here. Their bodywash line is pretty good, and cost-effective. Masculine scents, and gets ya clean.

Either that or St. Ives Swiss Formula, any of their range.
 
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Lynx = Axe = teh Devil
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Re:

Er, no body wash?

I remember back in college, I talked to a girl who only used Oil of Olay, because it didn't give off that soapy scum residue that clogs pores. IMO, all those fragrances are bad, except for the occasional cologne to spice things up, because they're not natural. That, and I'm allergic to alot of the preservatives added to these scents, so I can only use non-smelling deodorant.

But think about it, when a girl steals your clothes, she's looking for YOUR natural scent, the pheromones of a man. And we all have a natural scent. Alot of those chemicals, esp. when you sweat are absorbed by the body, poison it, or clog the pores. Just food for thought. I don't use body wash except for soap.


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Axe is very good. Cheap and sexy. Just like my women. :)
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