"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Benny Hill a DJ?

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Why would I make one woman so miserable when I can make so many women very happy?

Benny Hill (when asked why he never married)


A friend of mine gave me a few dvds of benny hill. I started to wonder if he was a DJ or not. . .. man you don't see that **** like that on tv anymore. :)
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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here is another one

"I’m not against half naked girls, not as often as I’d like to be!"
 
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Benny, like many comedians (pretty much most of the carry on cast) led a very sad and lonely life due to desperate shyness with women. NO REALLY.

Saw a documentry on him and it was extremely sad. One of those girls who he ran after on fast forward used to give him a ******* every now and then as a mercy blow.

He died alone, a multi millionaire living in 3 bed semi near Portsmouth (I think)

Peter Sellers, now he was very unhappy but at least he got to shag Brit Ekland
 
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if that is the case it is sad indeed.
 
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