Why "Whatever You Want" Keeps You Single

She says the movie looks dumb; you suddenly agree. She tests you with a little attitude; you apologize for nothing.

You think you're being easy to get along with. She reads something else entirely: a man with no edges. Nothing to hold on to. No friction, no tension, no reason to wonder what he really thinks.

The "22 Rules" taught me to push back — playfully, calmly, without needing her approval. Strange things happened after that.

Read more...

Bellybutton

A

AFK Protector

Master Don Juan
Joined
Jan 3, 2004
Messages
1,596
Reaction score
4
Location
United States of America
My belly button has like this black clot-like thing in it. My dad said it was part of the blood clot from the umbilical cord.

It smells if I sweat a lot and now that i'm skinny, I can see it poke out sometimes. I want to get rid of it, but don't want to kill myself by messing up my umbilical schizz. Anyone else have experience withthis? Thanks.

PS. it's notl my belly button sticks out or anything. It goes inward, but its like half a pencil eraser sized black thing in there.:(
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

Read more...

S

souporman

Don Juan
Joined
Nov 10, 2004
Messages
133
Reaction score
0
thats dirt dude... you should clean your belly button...
 
A

AFK Protector

Master Don Juan
Joined
Jan 3, 2004
Messages
1,596
Reaction score
4
Location
United States of America
You sure? I'm scared my stomach will burst open from my umbilical cord (cuz that's what your belly button is) and I'll ****ing bleed to death. That would suck so much ass:( .

Anyways, any other opinions? I'm not going to pick at it. I'm going to use the shower head and spray at it whenever I shower so gradually it might break apart by itself.:)
 
D

diablo

Master Don Juan
Joined
Mar 2, 2004
Messages
4,678
Reaction score
9
Location
Louisiana, USA
Use a Q-Tip and some warm water... you can't "untie" your belly button... :rolleyes: If you're old enough to post this, then you have no chance of it just popping open, regardless of how much you fool around with it.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

Read more...

M

MrFitness880

Senior Don Juan
Joined
May 20, 2004
Messages
202
Reaction score
0
Age
41
Location
South Eastern MI
wow - wait, dont do this yourself - seriously:confused:

go to a doctor, see what s/he says a go from there. its attached to you - dont just remove it yourself.
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
22 Rules for Massive Success With Women
Top