"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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Bellybutton

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My belly button has like this black clot-like thing in it. My dad said it was part of the blood clot from the umbilical cord.

It smells if I sweat a lot and now that i'm skinny, I can see it poke out sometimes. I want to get rid of it, but don't want to kill myself by messing up my umbilical schizz. Anyone else have experience withthis? Thanks.

PS. it's notl my belly button sticks out or anything. It goes inward, but its like half a pencil eraser sized black thing in there.:(
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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souporman

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thats dirt dude... you should clean your belly button...
 

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You sure? I'm scared my stomach will burst open from my umbilical cord (cuz that's what your belly button is) and I'll ****ing bleed to death. That would suck so much ass:( .

Anyways, any other opinions? I'm not going to pick at it. I'm going to use the shower head and spray at it whenever I shower so gradually it might break apart by itself.:)
 

diablo

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Use a Q-Tip and some warm water... you can't "untie" your belly button... :rolleyes: If you're old enough to post this, then you have no chance of it just popping open, regardless of how much you fool around with it.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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MrFitness880

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wow - wait, dont do this yourself - seriously:confused:

go to a doctor, see what s/he says a go from there. its attached to you - dont just remove it yourself.
 
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