Just went out to a bar I don't go to that often.
I see a black woman with big tits and a big ass eyeing me. Don't know whether to trust or distrust. She greets me, I greet her back, and I take my seat on the barstool and light my ciggy, drink my beer.
She approaches, asks me if I come there often, regular jibber jabber. She says I look hot. I ask whether she knows how to dance well. She turns around and basically presses her big black ass up against me. (lol I bet you guys think im trolling lol).
Problem is: I'm broke.
So she asks what my plans are, I say I don't have none. We discuss where we can go. Her place... My place... She has boyfriend. My place is a 30 min walk and I am completely broke so can't take a taxi. I tell her this, lol. I bought her 1 beer, and shared another 2 with her. Then we decided to leave the place. She sets 1 foot into an alleyway, and I am like: "What's there?", she says: "I dunno".
So I was like: "It's this way" (the long way to my house), and there came the talk of how to take a taxi. She said she had 10 Euro's, I said that can take us pretty close. And she decides it's too much bull**** for her, and walks back to the bar.
So I'm left there with my **** in my hand lol.
Didn't know what to do. Don't want to chase, also don't want to exhaust myself nor the girl.
So I just walk home.
Oh well. I'm somewhat reluctant to fvck black chicks as I don't trust most of them, especially the big heavy ones that are a bit older than me. Though I do know that the fvck would have been pretty awesome.
Considering she said she had a boyfriend, and stepped that 1 foot into the alleyway, kinda looking over her shoulder to see if I would follow, I do think she wanted to get a quick fvck in the alley. Too bad for me lol.
I guess this is what happens when you've never had an alley-fvck before. Now I shall remember that fvcking in an alleyway is always a possibility and that one should never close their mind off to such a possibility.
Ya, so I had fun, and now I actually learned something: Always remain openminded towards fvcking in an alleyway. Too bad it didn't work out though.
I see a black woman with big tits and a big ass eyeing me. Don't know whether to trust or distrust. She greets me, I greet her back, and I take my seat on the barstool and light my ciggy, drink my beer.
She approaches, asks me if I come there often, regular jibber jabber. She says I look hot. I ask whether she knows how to dance well. She turns around and basically presses her big black ass up against me. (lol I bet you guys think im trolling lol).
Problem is: I'm broke.
So she asks what my plans are, I say I don't have none. We discuss where we can go. Her place... My place... She has boyfriend. My place is a 30 min walk and I am completely broke so can't take a taxi. I tell her this, lol. I bought her 1 beer, and shared another 2 with her. Then we decided to leave the place. She sets 1 foot into an alleyway, and I am like: "What's there?", she says: "I dunno".
So I was like: "It's this way" (the long way to my house), and there came the talk of how to take a taxi. She said she had 10 Euro's, I said that can take us pretty close. And she decides it's too much bull**** for her, and walks back to the bar.
So I'm left there with my **** in my hand lol.
Didn't know what to do. Don't want to chase, also don't want to exhaust myself nor the girl.
So I just walk home.
Oh well. I'm somewhat reluctant to fvck black chicks as I don't trust most of them, especially the big heavy ones that are a bit older than me. Though I do know that the fvck would have been pretty awesome.
Considering she said she had a boyfriend, and stepped that 1 foot into the alleyway, kinda looking over her shoulder to see if I would follow, I do think she wanted to get a quick fvck in the alley. Too bad for me lol.
I guess this is what happens when you've never had an alley-fvck before. Now I shall remember that fvcking in an alleyway is always a possibility and that one should never close their mind off to such a possibility.
Ya, so I had fun, and now I actually learned something: Always remain openminded towards fvcking in an alleyway. Too bad it didn't work out though.
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