"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Being Funny

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You can probly guess by the number of posts that im a newb. Ive been readin this site for a while now tho n i fink its information is great! Ive never really taken part in it so if i wanted to start it i figured i'd try...n i stress try hehe, to add sum information which may help people. I wrote up some ideas to be funnier and humour and gave it a go at putting it into a website (dont expect miracles)

http://www.geocities.com/cobbs24

Hope ya find the info useful in some way. I'll try put it in pdf format, i'd jus like ideas n tips from people aswell to add on to it so if u got any add them up here or email me - a thankyou :D

Anywho, ciao for now.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Nice site bubbaboy
 
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Yeah, there was some interesting stuff in there, but the design is terrible.

It hurts my eyes to read it.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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There's some great info on humour there.

Nice work Bubs! :)
 
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well done man

your website should get more hits than vijay singh in a feminist march

don't get it? start playing golf :D
 
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