"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Being Funny

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I have a friend, this guy does impressions and he thinks he is hilarious, even on dates and it's great for a gag or two, but so many men have these crutches they use to invoke moments of comedy, because they don't know how to be funny... Like some people will rattle off a movie quote, invoke a funny moment from a movie, great, but that is a one time trick, it gets old very quickly, the impressions are no different, it goes from funny to weird to awkward and that's all these guys have to crutch on, it's outright cringe at the worst.

Being funny is not a complex thing, it is all about timing and that is something that needs to be developed; within the process of that development, the complexities lay, yet even if your timing is off, now you can get a sense for how far you were off for next time.

This is probably the most impressive example of timing:

The legend himself
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Nothing is more insecure, approval-seeking and low-value than the guy who's always trying to make everyone laugh.

It's downright cringey.

Your own sense of humor is a function of your overall attitude and outlook on life. If you find a situation genuinely funny to you, and make some wisecrack or joke about it, that's your own amusement at the situation, not for the entertainment of others. If others find it funny, haha. If they don't, haha. That's what differentiates the great stand-up comics from the bad ones -- the greats are expressing their own amusement at life, the bad ones are just trying to make the audience laugh.

I personally hate people who are relentlessly sarcastic and sardonic, because they think being cynical is appealing. Yeah it may be good for a few good cracks. But eventually, it's try-hard and I'm just like "Dude -- what's your deal? Mama didn't give you enough tit as a baby or what?"
 

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Being funny is not a complex thing, it is all about timing and that is something that needs to be developed; within the process of that development, the complexities lay, yet even if your timing is off, now you can get a sense for how far you were off for next time.
I would disagree that being funny is not a complex thing. It's like saying that being good with girls is not complex. For some people it is and for some it is not (otherwise, forums like this would not exist). It totally depends on your personality. Some people are naturally witty; others are not. If you are not natural witty, your jokes will come across as corny and forced.

There are also cultural differences - what's considered humorous in one culture could be seen as silly or downright dumb in another culture.
For example, if you are a westerner watching a Bollywood movie, you might laugh but not because you find it humorous but because everything about it seems so ridiculous. In the same vein, Hollywood comedies typically do poorly overseas, because people in other parts of the world generally don't like the American sense of humour, which they find crude and boring.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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This reminds of an episode of FRIENDS where Joeys niece got pregnant from a guy she just met.

Joey: I can’t believe this
Gina: I know but its just happened. I met him last week and he’s really funny.
Joey: You got pregnant for “funny”? Gina...if he‘s funny....LAUGH!


There are 2 types of funny; cheesy and sophisticated. A man definitely does not want to be the former.
 
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