"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Being enigmatic

LongLostFriend

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I am text gaming this 22-year-old right now. She wrote this last night:

"You're strange. I can't figure you out. I can figure everyone out!"

She is "kinda jealous" upon learning that I spin plates (she asked), and is beside herself trying to pigeonhole me as I do the aloof and flirty thing.

Just goes to show you how some women will be drawn to you like a moth to a flame if you are a difficult puzzle she is trying to solve...
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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foreverAFC

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yeah but if you are able to spin plates then it means women already find you attractive to begin with
 
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