"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Being enigmatic

LongLostFriend

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I am text gaming this 22-year-old right now. She wrote this last night:

"You're strange. I can't figure you out. I can figure everyone out!"

She is "kinda jealous" upon learning that I spin plates (she asked), and is beside herself trying to pigeonhole me as I do the aloof and flirty thing.

Just goes to show you how some women will be drawn to you like a moth to a flame if you are a difficult puzzle she is trying to solve...
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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foreverAFC

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yeah but if you are able to spin plates then it means women already find you attractive to begin with
 
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