zekko
Master Don Juan
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It's true, I know this one woman who has been banging her best friend's husband behind her back for years.
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
'Being divorced is hot.'
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"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Solomon
Master Don Juan
There's a bar 6 minutes within walking distance where i live; I go there frequently in the summer time cause it's some volleyball tourney's going on and there some cute gals. Anyway one of the regulars is an 83-year-old guy by the name of Floyd. Floyd hits on all the girls doesn't matter if they are in their 20s or in their 70s.
Long story Floyd has gotton a couple of HJ's from women in their 50s at the bar, one woman even took him home. He was a sugar daddy for a while for some woman in her 30s.
zekko
Master Don Juan
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Lol, it's the consolation prize for 83 year-olds!