"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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speakeasy

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Sounds incestuous to me. Never understood that.

Reminds of that movie Biloxi Blues where Matthew Broderick is about to have sex with that prostitute and she says, "come to momma" and he says, "please don't say that, it reminds me of mother and that kind of ruins things."
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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speakeasy said:
Sounds incestuous to me. Never understood that.

Reminds of that movie Biloxi Blues where Matthew Broderick is about to have sex with that prostitute and she says, "come to momma" and he says, "please don't say that, it reminds me of mother and that kind of ruins things."
I have found that most girls have fantasies about having sex with her father. They only tell you that when they feel like you will not judge them.

In fact, one of the most powerful fantasies is to roleplay being her father. The first time I put a girl in the continuous orgasmic state was when I did this fantasy.
 

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Okay this entire thread is getting to be fvcking WEIRD
 

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To clarify, I am not say incest is good or bad, merely pointing out the reality that most girls have such fantasies, just like most guys have such fantasies. You only need to look at which stories get the most views on Literotica to confirm this point.
 

“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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andy1989 said:
I have found that most girls have fantasies about having sex with her father. They only tell you that when they feel like you will not judge them.

Interesting. I would say that the other girls have fantasies designed around pissing off their fathers.
 
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