"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Sounds incestuous to me. Never understood that.

Reminds of that movie Biloxi Blues where Matthew Broderick is about to have sex with that prostitute and she says, "come to momma" and he says, "please don't say that, it reminds me of mother and that kind of ruins things."
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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speakeasy said:
Sounds incestuous to me. Never understood that.

Reminds of that movie Biloxi Blues where Matthew Broderick is about to have sex with that prostitute and she says, "come to momma" and he says, "please don't say that, it reminds me of mother and that kind of ruins things."
I have found that most girls have fantasies about having sex with her father. They only tell you that when they feel like you will not judge them.

In fact, one of the most powerful fantasies is to roleplay being her father. The first time I put a girl in the continuous orgasmic state was when I did this fantasy.
 

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Okay this entire thread is getting to be fvcking WEIRD
 

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To clarify, I am not say incest is good or bad, merely pointing out the reality that most girls have such fantasies, just like most guys have such fantasies. You only need to look at which stories get the most views on Literotica to confirm this point.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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andy1989 said:
I have found that most girls have fantasies about having sex with her father. They only tell you that when they feel like you will not judge them.

Interesting. I would say that the other girls have fantasies designed around pissing off their fathers.
 
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