MatureDJ
Master Don Juan
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Being a DJ could be hazardous to your health
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"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
jophil28
Master Don Juan
HA HA - The advantages of dating a homeless woman are several. You don't have to shave, dress nicely or vacuum your car. You can limit your investment in dinner to the cost of a couple of gas station hotdogs, and after she has given you a BJ in the alley of your choice you can drop her off anywhere.
jophil28
Master Don Juan
Ha ha ha - you got me there, Zeek.zekko said:Speaking from experience there, Jophil?
