"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Beer-breath, and sober chicks in bars and nightclubs

The_Reaper

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When you're sober in a club or bar, you can smell the drink on people a mile away.
In nightclubs it's worse, because people have to get right up in your face and shout at you over the music. And if they've been drinking beer, the smell of it is strong. And it just seems nasty, even if you enjoy drinking.
When you've had a few beers yourself, you can smell nothing.

This led me to think: any girls in the club who are not drinking must be so fckin put off by beer-breath dip$hits shouting lines in their ear. It must be puke-inducing!

I was listening to Tyler's blueprint decoded, and in it he casually mentions that he NEVER touches alcohol. And that's pretty cool in my opinion.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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vitor

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Why would a woman go to a club if was not to dance or have guys try to pick them up? I think this type of stuff should be expected..
 

Murse

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Exactly, girls could just dance at home in there living rooms if that was the case. But NOoo. They like to dress up, be the centre of attention and be validated by guys hitting on them.

They don't mean to be *****es it's just they get fed up having to listen to the same old **** from every guy. Then the DJ comes along...
 
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