"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Ok, here is the deal, was out Friday night with my girlfriend, (well I have been screwing her for a few weeks) we got drunk, went back to her place and had sex.

My girl had work 8:00 Sat morning

Well, to my surprise, I was woken up at about 10:00 getting a BJ from my girl's roomate

I stopped her and asked her WTF? And she told me that when we came in last night that me and my girl had sex in the livingroom and didn't even notice she was sleeping on the floor, she proceeded to tell me the sex was hot, and that she thought the color contrast between me and my girl was even hotter (I am black, and she is white, this giel is also white, and extremly hot, hotter tahn my girl) and wanted to experience it.

Isn't that Fu--ed up? I mean her roomates guy she is trying to screw.

Even worse, she knows I didnt shower, and she had no problem putting my d--k in her mout after it was in my girl's pvssy for 2 hours the night before?

Girls are messed up.

I didn't, but do you guys think I should have went for it? I know I can still hit it if I want
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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laughs @ zolo:crackup:
 

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dude, haven't been on the board in a while, and did a search for that post to see if there waz any updates, not sure how it ended up in a new thread.

The real story under the topic was "Doin good lately"

Moved up to the OC from The San Diego area, and the girls are much more open to gettin down compared to the girls in
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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I didnt do it intentionally

Cant you guys read, havent been on in a while, but after reading soim of the topics, and some of the newbie's ****.......damn this place went down hill
 

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no **** ******* that is why I am not sure what happened, I did a search on that first topic, and seen there were no new replies.

So, I clicked the new topic bar, typed in a new topic "been doing good lately" and typed "moved up to OC..........."

Then clicked post new topic

when I came back I noticed that the old post was up. and the troll hunters were out.

What happend to this board anyway? It used to be cool, but now seems to be overrun by idiot AFC'c
 

“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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no, not because you pointed something out, but the posts about dating mentally retarted and strippers, the whiny AFC posts about she just wants to be my friend, what should I do, ......blah blah..... booo hooo .......**** that I see.

There used to be real DJ's on this board, now it seems there are just a bunch of Don Juannabes (Sorry I stole your username_
 

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no, not because you pointed something out, but the posts about dating mentally retarted and strippers, the whiny AFC posts about she just wants to be my friend, what should I do, ......blah blah..... booo hooo .......**** that I see.

What the FÜCK are you talking about? You're a stupid moron who tried to get away with posting the same bullsh1t story more than once...and your crap about creating a new post... and something went wrong...it said this and that and "moved to..blah blah"...sounds like garbage to me.

As far as I know, having two posts with exactly the same name doesn't cause any problems. you're full of ****.
 
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