"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Ok, here is the deal, was out Friday night with my girlfriend, (well I have been screwing her for a few weeks) we got drunk, went back to her place and had sex.

My girl had work 8:00 Sat morning

Well, to my surprise, I was woken up at about 10:00 getting a BJ from my girl's roomate

I stopped her and asked her WTF? And she told me that when we came in last night that me and my girl had sex in the livingroom and didn't even notice she was sleeping on the floor, she proceeded to tell me the sex was hot, and that she thought the color contrast between me and my girl was even hotter (I am black, and she is white, this giel is also white, and extremly hot, hotter tahn my girl) and wanted to experience it.

Isn't that Fu--ed up? I mean her roomates guy she is trying to screw.

Even worse, she knows I didnt shower, and she had no problem putting my d--k in her mout after it was in my girl's pvssy for 2 hours the night before?

Girls are messed up.

I didn't, but do you guys think I should have went for it? I know I can still hit it if I want
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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laughs @ zolo:crackup:
 

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dude, haven't been on the board in a while, and did a search for that post to see if there waz any updates, not sure how it ended up in a new thread.

The real story under the topic was "Doin good lately"

Moved up to the OC from The San Diego area, and the girls are much more open to gettin down compared to the girls in
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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I didnt do it intentionally

Cant you guys read, havent been on in a while, but after reading soim of the topics, and some of the newbie's ****.......damn this place went down hill
 

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no **** ******* that is why I am not sure what happened, I did a search on that first topic, and seen there were no new replies.

So, I clicked the new topic bar, typed in a new topic "been doing good lately" and typed "moved up to OC..........."

Then clicked post new topic

when I came back I noticed that the old post was up. and the troll hunters were out.

What happend to this board anyway? It used to be cool, but now seems to be overrun by idiot AFC'c
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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no, not because you pointed something out, but the posts about dating mentally retarted and strippers, the whiny AFC posts about she just wants to be my friend, what should I do, ......blah blah..... booo hooo .......**** that I see.

There used to be real DJ's on this board, now it seems there are just a bunch of Don Juannabes (Sorry I stole your username_
 

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no, not because you pointed something out, but the posts about dating mentally retarted and strippers, the whiny AFC posts about she just wants to be my friend, what should I do, ......blah blah..... booo hooo .......**** that I see.

What the FÜCK are you talking about? You're a stupid moron who tried to get away with posting the same bullsh1t story more than once...and your crap about creating a new post... and something went wrong...it said this and that and "moved to..blah blah"...sounds like garbage to me.

As far as I know, having two posts with exactly the same name doesn't cause any problems. you're full of ****.
 
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