"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Ok, here is the deal, was out Friday night with my girlfriend, (well I have been screwing her for a few weeks) we got drunk, went back to her place and had sex.

My girl had work 8:00 Sat morning

Well, to my surprise, I was woken up at about 10:00 getting a BJ from my girl's roomate

I stopped her and asked her WTF? And she told me that when we came in last night that me and my girl had sex in the livingroom and didn't even notice she was sleeping on the floor, she proceeded to tell me the sex was hot, and that she thought the color contrast between me and my girl was even hotter (I am black, and she is white, this giel is also white, and extremly hot, hotter tahn my girl) and wanted to experience it.

Isn't that Fu--ed up? I mean her roomates guy she is trying to screw.

Even worse, she knows I didnt shower, and she had no problem putting my d--k in her mout after it was in my girl's pvssy for 2 hours the night before?

Girls are messed up.

I didn't, but do you guys think I should have went for it? I know I can still hit it if I want
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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laughs @ zolo:crackup:
 
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dude, haven't been on the board in a while, and did a search for that post to see if there waz any updates, not sure how it ended up in a new thread.

The real story under the topic was "Doin good lately"

Moved up to the OC from The San Diego area, and the girls are much more open to gettin down compared to the girls in
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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I didnt do it intentionally

Cant you guys read, havent been on in a while, but after reading soim of the topics, and some of the newbie's ****.......damn this place went down hill
 
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no **** ******* that is why I am not sure what happened, I did a search on that first topic, and seen there were no new replies.

So, I clicked the new topic bar, typed in a new topic "been doing good lately" and typed "moved up to OC..........."

Then clicked post new topic

when I came back I noticed that the old post was up. and the troll hunters were out.

What happend to this board anyway? It used to be cool, but now seems to be overrun by idiot AFC'c
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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no, not because you pointed something out, but the posts about dating mentally retarted and strippers, the whiny AFC posts about she just wants to be my friend, what should I do, ......blah blah..... booo hooo .......**** that I see.

There used to be real DJ's on this board, now it seems there are just a bunch of Don Juannabes (Sorry I stole your username_
 
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no, not because you pointed something out, but the posts about dating mentally retarted and strippers, the whiny AFC posts about she just wants to be my friend, what should I do, ......blah blah..... booo hooo .......**** that I see.
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What the FÜCK are you talking about? You're a stupid moron who tried to get away with posting the same bullsh1t story more than once...and your crap about creating a new post... and something went wrong...it said this and that and "moved to..blah blah"...sounds like garbage to me.

As far as I know, having two posts with exactly the same name doesn't cause any problems. you're full of ****.
 
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