"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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hey guys whats up. god i havent posted in forever. good thing i still keep in touch with a few of you on aim.

anyways...homecoming. never, ever asked a girl out to a dance before. (private ****ing schools til now...no dances) so how do u guys usually line it? basically i was thinking of just getting a conversation towards homecoming and asking if she had a date yet etc etc so uh you wanna go?

but i'm sure theres something more witty than that.


gimme a holla! -danno
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Originally posted by dannowillbookem
hey guys whats up. god i havent posted in forever. good thing i still keep in touch with a few of you on aim.

anyways...homecoming. never, ever asked a girl out to a dance before. (private ****ing schools til now...no dances) so how do u guys usually line it? basically i was thinking of just getting a conversation towards homecoming and asking if she had a date yet etc etc so uh you wanna go?

but i'm sure theres something more witty than that.


gimme a holla! -danno
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Basically you have the right idea, talk about the dance and ask her if she has a date and would she like to go with you (if she dosent have a date)
 
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I would go up to the girl and ask if you could talk to her privately for a minute. Then, just ask her if she's going to the dance and if she wants to go with you...that's pretty much the best way. It's direct
 
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TELL her, "Your going to the homecoming dance with me, or if you don't think you can handle the fun/handle yourself being in the presence of a hot guy"

If she declines, tease her about how she can't handle the fun or she can't handle herself.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

Read more...

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hey danno, havent seen you on aol in a while. This year for homecoming they are doing a ****y remote location where there can only be 300-350 people.... so there are about 5 or 6 "anti homecoming" parties going on. I'm going to those.

Personaly I think all the dressing up and being all formal is OVERRATED! I'm not putting a tuxedo on till somebody dies.
 
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