"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Becoming a father

dietzcoi

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I am glad Bonex wants to support his child, but his situation definitely is not one for congratulations and props!

What is wrong with you people? He has now fukked up his life.. this is not a reason to celebrate! No matter what happens he now has life long problems and financial obligations and will certainly not have a good relationship with the mother. What will happen when she decides to marry some other chump who wants to adopt the kid and make it a nice family??

THIS WILL NOT HAVE A GOOD ENDING!

Bonez, keep doing the right thing but don't brag about your situation!

I am glad Westcoaster and a few others are still here giving the "voice of reason" as opposed to the wonderful congratulations from the "voice of Oprah" crowd.

Jeezzz.................................:(

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"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Francisco d'Anconia

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dietzcoi said:
...What is wrong with you people? He has now fukked up his life.. this is not a reason to celebrate! No matter what happens he now has life long problems and financial obligations and will certainly not have a good relationship with the mother. What will happen when she decides to marry some other chump who wants to adopt the kid and make it a nice family??
I'm all for being realistic but some of you guys talk as if guys have no ability to have any influence on the interactions within their lives. It sounds extremely defeatist. :down:
 
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