"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Beach Dilemma: The 2-day Lay?!?

Patrick124

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So I just returned from my weekend excursion to the beach with a bud of minehis bro some of his friends[2 15yrs and 3 19yrs].
So beach for us= Chicks galore. Every 100 feet you're bound to run into a group of hott chicks. All in all my friend and i approached some girls[we were only there for 2 days] and only oen group decided to chill with us later that night[some of the other girls were b-i-t-c-h-e-s].
Well all was going good aroudn our campfire[my game is a little lower. 1 blunt personally and beers will do this to you]..9 16 year old girlsI got for us all[go me] So i was attemptign to work my magic and get these group of girls comfortable with me, but well I could see it was going no where.
Afetr none of them drank, the bonfire was a bust and they all had to leave after 30 mins fo beign thee, we retreated tot he house with 48 beers to split between us.

While in the midst of beign high i realized: How the fvck do you get a girl to open up and get some *****/layed within 2 days of meeting her? I'm going abck there for liek 2 weeks this summer and I'd very much like to lose my virginity/ get some action...
so tips fellas? can you point me in the direction of some good info? Guides?
Help a fellow DJ out boys:)
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Zwieback000

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Tell them you have a humongous wang and that you can pleasure her for hours.

Haha, j/k.

Just make her laugh. If she is receptive, you got it made. If she isn't might as well back off and try your luck with another girl.
 

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Alcohol, right girl, lying. It's a one night stand, something most HS girls won't do because they're uptight *****es, but remember- every girl is a slut waiting to be released. If sex is the only goal, it's time to flick it into jerk mode!

Get her drunk, people get horny when they are drunk.

Look for a girl who looks like she would. This can be difficult, out-going girls are by no means a dead-cert.

Lie. You are trying to get her to ****. So screw morals and being a gentleman. Lie, coerce, charm- do it all.

But then again...
It gets a bit more interesting when you concider doing it not jerk like. Logic dictates that getting a girl into bed, nay: a HIGHSCHOOL girl, who knows it's a one night stand thing, without alcohol, lying and this being a totally random girl, would be very difficult. You'd have to be...oooo....very good looking, a "natural" with the ladies, and have a fair bit of luck.

Of course, I'm not that good looking, I despise "naturals" and have never been a "natural" at anything, and I have all the luck of a mouse in a cat.

Still, I would bet I could do it.
 

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Watch for the out-of-state or for us in Canada, the out-of-province rule.

Basically, this rule is that most girls are MUCH more willing to have a fling if they're out of state/province for a couple days. Reasons?
- very low risk of anyone finding out
- due to low risk, she can be 'dirty' and love it
- it's something to treasure ("look how much of a seductress I am")
- it's 'romantic' or 'passionate'...even if it is just crazy animal lust :D

If you can meet a chick who is out-of-state, press the issue a bit. From what I've seen/heard, it greatly increases your chances.
 
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