"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Be like Jerry!

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Jerry Seinfield is the man. He gets many girls with his charm and comedian jokes. He may be a joker guy, but he's confident, mature, and best of all, funny. This is why he is so attractive to females. Be like Jerry!

P.S. : I have a small gut, but I'm not fat at all. You wouldn't even think it. Do you think small guts bother girls?
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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I dont have a gut yet, but that doesn't seem to grant me any success with girls. I doubt it matters.
 

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Maybe it's not your body that's the problem. Personality? The way you dress maybe?

Girls usually put personality before looks.
 

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Hmm, there's this girl who has loved me for like three years. We use to be like best pals, always staying over each others place. She wanted to have sex, but I never did anything about it. I was just one of the "nice guys". She still wants me, yet I don't do nothing. She even has a boyfriend who she lives with, but I know she don't like him, she complains about him alot.

I'm thinking about calling her tomorrow and arranging a meeting to hang out, she can stay over my place for the night, then we can head down town next day and hang out like old times.

I'm even considering to hook up with her for a while, you know like, casual partners. I don't see me and her as a special item. Even her father wants us to hook up together, he's been trying to get us together forever, lol.

What you guys think?
 

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Originally posted by Tails
Maybe it's not your body that's the problem. Personality? The way you dress maybe?

Girls usually put personality before looks.

Are you sure about that????
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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