SeymourCake
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"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Be careful who you meet on the internet. Don't let this be you.
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"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
BlackMack177
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I see that AW's are only half the problem with online dating....
the other half is pranksters men who get off on dogging their fellow men for no reason
the other half is pranksters men who get off on dogging their fellow men for no reason
Just for fun one time, I made a POF profile with pictures from this smoking hot girl I used to know, to see how many messages I would get.
I don't even remember the number of messages. All I remember is that it forever changed my perception of the online game and it was really, really, REALLY insane how many messages came, and what they said.
I don't even remember the number of messages. All I remember is that it forever changed my perception of the online game and it was really, really, REALLY insane how many messages came, and what they said.
I'm in the Mood
Master Don Juan
Lol sounds like a good idea, I might try that one out myself.
Iceberg
Master Don Juan
I've never been a fan of the fake profiles thing....but it would be hilarious to see the results of this:Kerpal said:
Create an account for a semi-attractive pregnant woman. Not too hot. Not ugly. Attractive enough to draw interest.
I'd love to see if there are any saps who are willing to take on the burden of a preggo chick that they never met just because she's kinda pretty.
I mean...don't really do this. But I'd love to see just how low our gender is willing to go to get some booty.
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
My results were similar, I think I got even more than that. What struck me though was that I had like 20 messages within 5 minutes. It was insane. And the messages were so pathetic... I got many that just said "hey" or something like that.Kerpal said:
That Annabell thread is hilarious.
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
Atom Smasher
Master Don Juan
I can't believe they got my picture!
man thats evil lol. funny though. reminds me of what i did once. was chatting to a guy and he thought i was a 14 year old girl and asked to meet and i played along saying i had a friend with me and we wanted to get drunk. decided to get him to drive really far like an hour or more with a sh1t load of alcohol to this place and he was thinking two 14 year old girls were gonna meet him there, jump in his car and get drunk with him. i also had a friend who was a girl (she sounds young) to call him and make it seem legit.
he came back online angry as a mother fuker. some guys are just so dumb. he was 18 btw... or so he said.
he came back online angry as a mother fuker. some guys are just so dumb. he was 18 btw... or so he said.
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.