SeymourCake
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"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
Be careful who you meet on the internet. Don't let this be you.
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"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
BlackMack177
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I see that AW's are only half the problem with online dating....
the other half is pranksters men who get off on dogging their fellow men for no reason
the other half is pranksters men who get off on dogging their fellow men for no reason
Just for fun one time, I made a POF profile with pictures from this smoking hot girl I used to know, to see how many messages I would get.
I don't even remember the number of messages. All I remember is that it forever changed my perception of the online game and it was really, really, REALLY insane how many messages came, and what they said.
I don't even remember the number of messages. All I remember is that it forever changed my perception of the online game and it was really, really, REALLY insane how many messages came, and what they said.
I'm in the Mood
Master Don Juan
Lol sounds like a good idea, I might try that one out myself.
Iceberg
Master Don Juan
I've never been a fan of the fake profiles thing....but it would be hilarious to see the results of this:Kerpal said:
Create an account for a semi-attractive pregnant woman. Not too hot. Not ugly. Attractive enough to draw interest.
I'd love to see if there are any saps who are willing to take on the burden of a preggo chick that they never met just because she's kinda pretty.
I mean...don't really do this. But I'd love to see just how low our gender is willing to go to get some booty.
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
My results were similar, I think I got even more than that. What struck me though was that I had like 20 messages within 5 minutes. It was insane. And the messages were so pathetic... I got many that just said "hey" or something like that.Kerpal said:
That Annabell thread is hilarious.
"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"
I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.
The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.
Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.
Atom Smasher
Master Don Juan
I can't believe they got my picture!
man thats evil lol. funny though. reminds me of what i did once. was chatting to a guy and he thought i was a 14 year old girl and asked to meet and i played along saying i had a friend with me and we wanted to get drunk. decided to get him to drive really far like an hour or more with a sh1t load of alcohol to this place and he was thinking two 14 year old girls were gonna meet him there, jump in his car and get drunk with him. i also had a friend who was a girl (she sounds young) to call him and make it seem legit.
he came back online angry as a mother fuker. some guys are just so dumb. he was 18 btw... or so he said.
he came back online angry as a mother fuker. some guys are just so dumb. he was 18 btw... or so he said.
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.