L777
Master Don Juan
...gutted. 
"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
Battered by the Czech Republic...
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"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
USA are awful at soccer! I'm sorry but its true! Czech were 10 times the team they were. For the life of me, i cannot understand why FIFA positioned them fifth in the world rankings! In my humble opinion its a joke! Why didnt the 'young star' of america play in the team or did he just not make it!?? i forget his name but he's only 17 or so i think?!
Australia beat Japan 3-1 and we are all celebrating here, are Brazil still the top ranked team in the world, we have to play them next, but I am sure that, Ronaldo, as great as he is will get a couple of goals past our goalkeeper and they will win, but if the Aussies can keep it to a nil all draw then it will really be party time over here. :yes:
Bloke
Senior Don Juan
Aussie Aussie Aussie !
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Jerry Maguire
Senior Don Juan
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Yeah man, Rosicky pwned you guys.
Can't wait to see him at Arsenal next season. D:
Can't wait to see him at Arsenal next season. D:
“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”
Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.
I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.
Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules. Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.
Tomatoes
Master Don Juan
When you guys stop prancing round in tights and plastic calling it Football (its a disgrace!).....You may start to field a good team in the REAL game. I love the US but your sport sense is really crap....Baseball has to be the most boring game in the world....except golf i guess...
Bring cheerleaders to REAL football....Leave the rest of your sh!t and get into a proper sport. :rockon:
Well done to the Czechs for a good match. I see them and the argies as a dark horse.
Oh and before you start about the US doing well in 2002. You got the easiest possible route threw. Put you up against a team with abit of skill and your easy.
Ok ready to be flamed :moon:
Bring cheerleaders to REAL football....Leave the rest of your sh!t and get into a proper sport. :rockon:
Well done to the Czechs for a good match. I see them and the argies as a dark horse.
Oh and before you start about the US doing well in 2002. You got the easiest possible route threw. Put you up against a team with abit of skill and your easy.
Ok ready to be flamed :moon:
I think Ghana will beat the sh!t out of the yanks!
Anyways so far they are the worst team in the World Cup. Even Trinidad-Tobago has a point.
Good thing though, some guys around here even mentioned usa between the favorites :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:
Anyways so far they are the worst team in the World Cup. Even Trinidad-Tobago has a point.
Good thing though, some guys around here even mentioned usa between the favorites :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
James Bondage
Don Juan
To be honest the people in the US couldn't really give a monkey's fanny for football (sorry, 'soccer'). So.. it seems any attempt to rib them about it doesn't really have much effect. Apparently something like 50% of USA don't even know the World Cup is on right now.
:O
I think the real reason for concern is our f***ing retarded manager (Sven). I mean, what is the guy thinking??
"Yeah, I'll play Crouch up front on his own!"
"Yeah, I'll take Michael Owen off after an hour!"
"Yeah, I'll take Theo Walcott along.. but he's not ready to play yet"
I mean, huh?? We are certainly not going to win if he carries on like this! Someone needs to shake some sense into him, and fast!
:O
I think the real reason for concern is our f***ing retarded manager (Sven). I mean, what is the guy thinking??
"Yeah, I'll play Crouch up front on his own!"
"Yeah, I'll take Michael Owen off after an hour!"
"Yeah, I'll take Theo Walcott along.. but he's not ready to play yet"
I mean, huh?? We are certainly not going to win if he carries on like this! Someone needs to shake some sense into him, and fast!
Aerospace
Don Juan
Forza Italia! Get ready to get your yankee a*s f*cked hard, my american friends. And I hope the player down under are gonna place a big di*k into some brazilian anuses, as I'm sick and tired of them always dominating world cups...
L777
Master Don Juan
lol...I meant this thread as a joke and its become well popular, with some ppl taking it seriously!!
EN-GER-LAND!! we really are gonna win it this time!
EN-GER-LAND!! we really are gonna win it this time!
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.