L777
Master Don Juan
...gutted. 
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Battered by the Czech Republic...
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USA are awful at soccer! I'm sorry but its true! Czech were 10 times the team they were. For the life of me, i cannot understand why FIFA positioned them fifth in the world rankings! In my humble opinion its a joke! Why didnt the 'young star' of america play in the team or did he just not make it!?? i forget his name but he's only 17 or so i think?!
Australia beat Japan 3-1 and we are all celebrating here, are Brazil still the top ranked team in the world, we have to play them next, but I am sure that, Ronaldo, as great as he is will get a couple of goals past our goalkeeper and they will win, but if the Aussies can keep it to a nil all draw then it will really be party time over here. :yes:
Bloke
Senior Don Juan
Aussie Aussie Aussie !
"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
Jerry Maguire
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Yeah man, Rosicky pwned you guys.
Can't wait to see him at Arsenal next season. D:
Can't wait to see him at Arsenal next season. D:
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Tomatoes
Master Don Juan
When you guys stop prancing round in tights and plastic calling it Football (its a disgrace!).....You may start to field a good team in the REAL game. I love the US but your sport sense is really crap....Baseball has to be the most boring game in the world....except golf i guess...
Bring cheerleaders to REAL football....Leave the rest of your sh!t and get into a proper sport. :rockon:
Well done to the Czechs for a good match. I see them and the argies as a dark horse.
Oh and before you start about the US doing well in 2002. You got the easiest possible route threw. Put you up against a team with abit of skill and your easy.
Ok ready to be flamed :moon:
Bring cheerleaders to REAL football....Leave the rest of your sh!t and get into a proper sport. :rockon:
Well done to the Czechs for a good match. I see them and the argies as a dark horse.
Oh and before you start about the US doing well in 2002. You got the easiest possible route threw. Put you up against a team with abit of skill and your easy.
Ok ready to be flamed :moon:
I think Ghana will beat the sh!t out of the yanks!
Anyways so far they are the worst team in the World Cup. Even Trinidad-Tobago has a point.
Good thing though, some guys around here even mentioned usa between the favorites :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:
Anyways so far they are the worst team in the World Cup. Even Trinidad-Tobago has a point.
Good thing though, some guys around here even mentioned usa between the favorites :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
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James Bondage
Don Juan
To be honest the people in the US couldn't really give a monkey's fanny for football (sorry, 'soccer'). So.. it seems any attempt to rib them about it doesn't really have much effect. Apparently something like 50% of USA don't even know the World Cup is on right now.
:O
I think the real reason for concern is our f***ing retarded manager (Sven). I mean, what is the guy thinking??
"Yeah, I'll play Crouch up front on his own!"
"Yeah, I'll take Michael Owen off after an hour!"
"Yeah, I'll take Theo Walcott along.. but he's not ready to play yet"
I mean, huh?? We are certainly not going to win if he carries on like this! Someone needs to shake some sense into him, and fast!
:O
I think the real reason for concern is our f***ing retarded manager (Sven). I mean, what is the guy thinking??
"Yeah, I'll play Crouch up front on his own!"
"Yeah, I'll take Michael Owen off after an hour!"
"Yeah, I'll take Theo Walcott along.. but he's not ready to play yet"
I mean, huh?? We are certainly not going to win if he carries on like this! Someone needs to shake some sense into him, and fast!
Aerospace
Don Juan
Forza Italia! Get ready to get your yankee a*s f*cked hard, my american friends. And I hope the player down under are gonna place a big di*k into some brazilian anuses, as I'm sick and tired of them always dominating world cups...
L777
Master Don Juan
lol...I meant this thread as a joke and its become well popular, with some ppl taking it seriously!!
EN-GER-LAND!! we really are gonna win it this time!
EN-GER-LAND!! we really are gonna win it this time!
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.