"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Baseball terms like DJ terms

KnightRyder

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I was just thinking this off the top of my head about the baseball jargon and how very nicely it fits to the DJ field.

Pardon me if its already very known but I 'd like to clarify just how baseball terms are like DJ terms.

when you get up to bat ( approach )

If you hit the ball , (you've got a number )

a) If your thrown out or popup ( you've haven't gotten a first date)

b) Else if you've made a base hit ( your got an initial first date )

got another base repeat a&b( Your on second or third date or whatever)

Homerun ! (You've got in her pants!)
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Originally posted by MetalFortress
And a bad pitcher is an AFC

Always F**ks-up Curveballs
LOL. And a "foul" is when you screw up and do the most inappropriate things.... like trying to stroke her thigh in front of her parents.
 

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if you're in the field without a glove, theres a chance you'll catch something that could hurt long term.
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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