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bars/clubs easier than college parties?

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I'm 20, and in college. I still have a long way to go before I'm 21, but I'm wondering if the DJ's out there think it's any easier or harder to get a ONS at bars/clubs compared to college keggers.

Lately I've been so busy with school and work that girls (and sleep) have been the last thing on my mind. I might finally do the bootcamp after exams though.
 

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Dude, if you don't work over that profile in your sig, you're gonna have a tough time getting ONS's anywhere. Seriously. Remove all references to rough sex and Quake III. Particularly from your "Interests" section.

Assuming they don't see your profile, then yes, keggers are generally easier. Are you in a house?

Frankly, if you're into rough sex and you're looking for one-night stands with drunk girls -- IMO, that's creepy. To say nothing of the fact that it could land you in jail. EDIT: Or the hospital, if her big brother was in the Marines. (My kid sister goes to UW. You have been warned. I am not fvcking around about this.)

My suggstion: go pick up "SM 101" at Toys in Babeland, and when -- and ONLY WHEN -- you've memorized it cover to cover, head down to the Wet Spot on Thursdays (or the Vogue on Sundays) and meet some other people who have like interests and a healthy outlook on fetishes. Serious.
 
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Dude that is some funny **** in your sig.
 
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haha... the website in the sig is supposed to be a joke... right?
 

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Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

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She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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While it is funny - i'd lose some of the geek humour. Like Programming and Quake. Chicks won't understand/appreciate that.
 
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well I got good news for ya buddy, even though 21 was not arrived yet, there are still some clubs for 18 and overs.....

Whether its a college party or a club, and I could be wrong, but they are both the same environments......

Have a lot of energy, pull girls to the dance floor, then take them to a quiet spot, kiss and fill, then leave the place or go in a closet somewhere wit her, haha.....

You will have fun bro, I am 21 now, and man....after readin this site and gettin on my feet, I will be done wit college in Dec. and life could not be better, YOURSS.....is goin to be poppin bro!
 
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There are very few clubs in Seattle for 18+.

The liquor board in this state is so strict you wouldn't believe it. If your grandfather was in a bar -- doesn't even have to be drinking -- and he didn't have his I.D., the Liquor Board could shut the bar down permanently. The 18+ clubs are, by my understanding, hella removed from alcoholic anything. The club can be shut down if there's an intoxicated minor in it. Probably not a fertile ground for looking for ONS's. I don't know that I've ever had a (completely) sober ONS.

Humiliator, my bad. Still a creepy profile IMO.
 

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Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

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Your blood pressure is much too high, especially for a 19 year old. You should see a doctor.
 
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Yeah, I don't think I'd have much fun dancing sober...

I've been told the blood pressure I listed on the site is the inverse of a normal person's blood pressure, and that it was actually extremely low. I may never know, or care, lol.


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While it is funny - i'd lose some of the geek humour. Like Programming and Quake. Chicks won't understand/appreciate that.
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Well, I don't exactly hit on girls with "omg, quake." I expected pretty much only guys to like my site, but there's been a surprising number of girls that think it's funny.
 
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Here's an idea

Just do both! They're both a good time if you know how to socilize with people. I just graduated from college bout a year ago and I'm kinda over keg parties cause I club and bar so much, but that doesn't mean I won't go to a nice house party from time to time.

House parties are still okay. If it's somebody really rich is thowing a party then it most likely won't get broken up, and I'll go. Maybe your town is different though.
 
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