Why "Whatever You Want" Keeps You Single

She says the movie looks dumb; you suddenly agree. She tests you with a little attitude; you apologize for nothing.

You think you're being easy to get along with. She reads something else entirely: a man with no edges. Nothing to hold on to. No friction, no tension, no reason to wonder what he really thinks.

The "22 Rules" taught me to push back — playfully, calmly, without needing her approval. Strange things happened after that.

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bars/clubs easier than college parties?

humiliator

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I'm 20, and in college. I still have a long way to go before I'm 21, but I'm wondering if the DJ's out there think it's any easier or harder to get a ONS at bars/clubs compared to college keggers.

Lately I've been so busy with school and work that girls (and sleep) have been the last thing on my mind. I might finally do the bootcamp after exams though.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Dude, if you don't work over that profile in your sig, you're gonna have a tough time getting ONS's anywhere. Seriously. Remove all references to rough sex and Quake III. Particularly from your "Interests" section.

Assuming they don't see your profile, then yes, keggers are generally easier. Are you in a house?

Frankly, if you're into rough sex and you're looking for one-night stands with drunk girls -- IMO, that's creepy. To say nothing of the fact that it could land you in jail. EDIT: Or the hospital, if her big brother was in the Marines. (My kid sister goes to UW. You have been warned. I am not fvcking around about this.)

My suggstion: go pick up "SM 101" at Toys in Babeland, and when -- and ONLY WHEN -- you've memorized it cover to cover, head down to the Wet Spot on Thursdays (or the Vogue on Sundays) and meet some other people who have like interests and a healthy outlook on fetishes. Serious.
 
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Dude that is some funny **** in your sig.
 

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haha... the website in the sig is supposed to be a joke... right?
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Q-Pid

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While it is funny - i'd lose some of the geek humour. Like Programming and Quake. Chicks won't understand/appreciate that.
 

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well I got good news for ya buddy, even though 21 was not arrived yet, there are still some clubs for 18 and overs.....

Whether its a college party or a club, and I could be wrong, but they are both the same environments......

Have a lot of energy, pull girls to the dance floor, then take them to a quiet spot, kiss and fill, then leave the place or go in a closet somewhere wit her, haha.....

You will have fun bro, I am 21 now, and man....after readin this site and gettin on my feet, I will be done wit college in Dec. and life could not be better, YOURSS.....is goin to be poppin bro!
 

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There are very few clubs in Seattle for 18+.

The liquor board in this state is so strict you wouldn't believe it. If your grandfather was in a bar -- doesn't even have to be drinking -- and he didn't have his I.D., the Liquor Board could shut the bar down permanently. The 18+ clubs are, by my understanding, hella removed from alcoholic anything. The club can be shut down if there's an intoxicated minor in it. Probably not a fertile ground for looking for ONS's. I don't know that I've ever had a (completely) sober ONS.

Humiliator, my bad. Still a creepy profile IMO.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Your blood pressure is much too high, especially for a 19 year old. You should see a doctor.
 

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Yeah, I don't think I'd have much fun dancing sober...

I've been told the blood pressure I listed on the site is the inverse of a normal person's blood pressure, and that it was actually extremely low. I may never know, or care, lol.


Originally posted by Q-Unit
While it is funny - i'd lose some of the geek humour. Like Programming and Quake. Chicks won't understand/appreciate that.
Well, I don't exactly hit on girls with "omg, quake." I expected pretty much only guys to like my site, but there's been a surprising number of girls that think it's funny.
 

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Here's an idea

Just do both! They're both a good time if you know how to socilize with people. I just graduated from college bout a year ago and I'm kinda over keg parties cause I club and bar so much, but that doesn't mean I won't go to a nice house party from time to time.

House parties are still okay. If it's somebody really rich is thowing a party then it most likely won't get broken up, and I'll go. Maybe your town is different though.
 
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