"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Banged new POF girl last night
- Thread starter Zarky
- Start date
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
djjizzyjeff
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noobolgy said:
You won't get anything from Sparky. She just loves making up "lay reports".
djjizzyjeff
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Zarky said:
The same one a 38 year old homeless dyke can't seem to get enough of.
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
bukowski_merit
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the mods don't care... and are basically worthless/powerless anyway because bans have to be run by the guy who runs this site... and all he cares about is $... Not having a productive board....Zarky said:
90% of this board is trolls now...
but trolls trolling each other is still hits and clicks....
so the $ doesn't slow...
if you want a board that is worth a sh!t, and has mods that have power and ban anyone that even spells like a troll.... pua-zone.com (basically just the best posters of fast seduction all abandoning fast seduction and starting their own board; sounds like something sosuave should do)....
PackDaddy
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At least I don't settle for anything short of a 7. Zarky, you're almost there girl. The next lesson for you is to not discount yourself.
Keep the stories coming though. In your next short fiction, please entertain me with hooking up with at least a 7. Why waste your time on a 5?
:cheer: :cheer:
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PairPlusRoyalFlush said:
Because Zarky the homeless dyke has the same level of logic as a POF slore. They "complain" about everything on the site yet refuse to leave for good. It's the attention their diseased minds crave. Because unfortunately for them no one wants them IRL and with good reason. / thread
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
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Oh please, what effort? The guy has this down to a science with the copy pasta and so forth... I admire this guys ingenuity, he is applying business-logic to nailing the hussies on PoF with minimal time wasted, good for him!Jaylan said:
Once you figure out how to play the online game (most guys never do) it really is easy pickings. The girls on PoF usually have low self-esteem and are easy to play.
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Zarky said:
Zarky the 38yo homeless dyke who's been trolling mens forums for 15 years is accusing others of trolling when she gets call out on her delusions. Hilarious.
This "guy" has this down to a science? Please tell us what proof led you to believe Zarky the clown is even remotely telling the truth especially when Zarky has never laid out a detailed way on how she specifically does POF.PoonChaser said:
It's laughable that soon as Sparky gets called out by those aware of her nonsense a low to no post count username will pop up in the thread "admiring" zarkys "work".