"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Band names.

DogFashionDisco

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I've been trying to come up with some cool or funny band names, and so far I've come up:

Blood Sledge Electric Death Chickens
A Blind Dog Stares
Power Outage
Explore the Floor
The Shakes
Forest Fire
Pugs on Drugs
Black Leather Jesus
Burger Pimp
Pike
Zip Code Rapists
D1ck Hurtz and the Screamin' Pee Pees
HIV and the Positives
Bleeding Rectum
The Price of Dope
Bloody Mess and the Scabs
Aggressive Crotch Display

There are many more but I can't think of them at the moment.

Obviously some of these I'm not gonna use. Anyone got any good band name ideas? :woo:
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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BigDawg

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There used to be a band in the Triangle area of NC called the Burning Sensations

Another band in the Seattle area called Woman With 10,000 Heads

How about:
Running With Scissors <-- Name of a Weird Al Yankovic album, but sounds like a band name
The Infected C**tz <-- censored :eek:
Three of a Perfect Pair <-- actually the title of a King Crimson album, but sounds like band name, too

okay, maybe a little on the weak side, but what the heck, they're just my 2 cents (all I can afford right now). Oh yeah, check the names of some race horses. They can double as band names.
 

ShizamDaMan

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Today we were thinking of band names, and my buddy's dad suggested "Aural Sex." Give it a shot, just make sure you say you got the name from me if you use it :)
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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