"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Band names.

DogFashionDisco

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I've been trying to come up with some cool or funny band names, and so far I've come up:

Blood Sledge Electric Death Chickens
A Blind Dog Stares
Power Outage
Explore the Floor
The Shakes
Forest Fire
Pugs on Drugs
Black Leather Jesus
Burger Pimp
Pike
Zip Code Rapists
D1ck Hurtz and the Screamin' Pee Pees
HIV and the Positives
Bleeding Rectum
The Price of Dope
Bloody Mess and the Scabs
Aggressive Crotch Display

There are many more but I can't think of them at the moment.

Obviously some of these I'm not gonna use. Anyone got any good band name ideas? :woo:
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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BigDawg

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There used to be a band in the Triangle area of NC called the Burning Sensations

Another band in the Seattle area called Woman With 10,000 Heads

How about:
Running With Scissors <-- Name of a Weird Al Yankovic album, but sounds like a band name
The Infected C**tz <-- censored :eek:
Three of a Perfect Pair <-- actually the title of a King Crimson album, but sounds like band name, too

okay, maybe a little on the weak side, but what the heck, they're just my 2 cents (all I can afford right now). Oh yeah, check the names of some race horses. They can double as band names.
 

ShizamDaMan

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Today we were thinking of band names, and my buddy's dad suggested "Aural Sex." Give it a shot, just make sure you say you got the name from me if you use it :)
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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