"The Kiss of Death Mistake"

You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?

Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.

One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.

Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.

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Moderators, i think you should ban Labourer. he is giving off bul**** advice and trying to turn afc's into wbafc's

this is not what this forum is about!!
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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and your advice by telling people to kill themselves is 'good' advice, right? if you check my past posts they have been nothing but 'trying' to be helpful for people which is what this forum IS about! ok, I have posted for some help aswell, afterall that's what this forum IS about, right?
 

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labour, loosen up. i feel like taking you under my wing and teaching u how to succeed. however i will enjoy tickling you to death with my pink feather much more
 

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no I wont 'loosen up', whether you was joking or not doesn't matter, little school kids have killed themselves as a result of other peoples suicide joke posts because they thought that advice was TRUE and it was the only way out! etc... there is ALWAYS another way!

this is the internet yes, but don't detach yourself from reality because ' you can be who you want to be' on the net, think before posting otherwise the next time you read about a school kid topping themselves could have been the 'help' YOU gave them.

could you have that on your conscience, if you have one?
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Damn it, just when i thought 07 was going to bring this site back to first grade...*BAM* it's a kindergarden again.:rolleyes:
 

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lol haha as if. this site is split into 3 divisions:

AFC's this is their Rehab
"DJ's" well supposedly, personally i think the best with women are the natural ones, like me haha
The guys who are here for a bit of fun like ME, however i clearly have the largest penis
 

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yes, we all know you have the largest penis - which is situated on your forehead!

I pity the poor girl who gets with you I really do, I will 'pray' for her ROFL
 

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hahahaha good one, thats the best and most original joke ive ever heard inmy life. seriously im not even joking, i think you shouldmaybe send that to a magazine company n get it published. you'll make millions. really its the best joke ive ever heard in my life. how did u think of it???your a genius what can i say, if only we were all like you. you are my HERO and my INSPIRATION
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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yea bro, you aint funny man
 

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im sorry. i wil prove myself, i really mean it. i just want you to like me! WHY DON'T YOU LIKE ME!!??? i'm going to buy the rope now because of you
 

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This topic should be locked.

The Messiah should be at the very least given a warning.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Originally posted by The Messiah
The guys who are here for a bit of fun like ME, however i clearly have the largest penis
The people who are here for fun and entertainment are the ones who are deteriorating these forums.

On that note, the people who are here for fun and entertainment(you know who you are), are the ones who need the most help.

If you are here for your own mental masturbation, have fun and have a fantastic life.
 

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hahah how wrong you are!! the people who are here for fun are the ones who, in real life are the guys out pulling the babes. We don't worry about petty little issues like you shemales do! haha we don't take women so seriously were you need to analyse the **** out of them until you become obsessed.
 

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The Messiah said:
lol haha as if. this site is split into 3 divisions:

AFC's this is their Rehab
"DJ's" well supposedly, personally i think the best with women are the natural ones, like me haha
The guys who are here for a bit of fun like ME, however i clearly have the largest penis
oh look everyone, he is trying to make us like him by showing his superiority in penis size and his skillz.

seriously, this is an internet forum. grow up

comic_relief
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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