"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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sosuave, you should really consider banning justine. She is here solely to make our lives a living hell, and plus, the bytch is getting hard to ignore.

I really enjoy this forum, it's really done a lot for me. I probably speak for the rest of the DJs when I say that we don't want people like justine around poisoning the well, or so to speak.


Does anyone else feel the way I do, or am i on my own here? This is not a personal vendetta (I don't give a shyt about what she posts), I'm just concerned with the quality of the forums as a whole since she showed up.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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True she doing ACTIVE trolling!

I realise that the board admin are there and fast when they closed a thread where i feeded her.. (oups!)

They would have ban her already if they wanted to? I suppose they dont want her to create another account.

I suppose the first step is ignoring her, just like the advanced DJ's ignore newbies post.

But that is so annoying!
 

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Originally posted by Kanadasutra:
True she doing ACTIVE trolling!

I realise that the board admin are there and fast when they closed a thread where i feeded her.. (oups!)

They would have ban her already if they wanted to? I suppose they dont want her to create another account.

I suppose the first step is ignoring her, just like the advanced DJ's ignore newbies post.

But that is so annoying!
True, but the newbies are trying to learn and don't know any better.

But this bytch, on the other hand..... she is here just to cause trouble. If she keeps creating accounts, we could always do an IP ban.
 

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Good news, she won't be too much of a problem bn/c now I know that I can beat her at her own game. I had forgotten how much fun being a smartass is. Oh well, she is just good enough to get me going, but she kind of flakes after thatthough. It's getting too easy.

No matter what she says, I can turn the tables on her. So rest easy, my fellow DJs. After several sessions with me, she'll get worn down and leave.


So don't ban her until I've had some more fun.
 

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Originally posted by Drew:

It's because Wyldfire is cool and isn't a troll or a hater.
Damn straight sugar britches!

Now where should I send that check I promised you?
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Originally posted by Drew:

It's because Wyldfire is cool and isn't a troll or a hater.
Yeah, I agree. Wyld is okay after you get a couple of beers into her.
 

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Originally posted by Page:
Yeah, I agree. Wyld is okay after you get a couple of beers into her.


Um...I don't drink beer. It smells like skunk piss. I'll take a Toasted Almond, thank you very much. You're buying...

cheers!
 

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Originally posted by Wyldfire:
Um...I don't drink beer. It smells like skunk piss. I'll take a Toasted Almond, thank you very much. You're buying...

cheers!

You don't drink beer.. WTF?

I drink beer and I'm underage. The way I see it, if i'm old enough to buy tobacco and old enough to go to war, I'm also old enough to get wasted.
 

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Originally posted by Page:

You don't drink beer.. WTF?

I drink beer and I'm underage. The way I see it, if i'm old enough to buy tobacco and old enough to go to war, I'm also old enough to get wasted.



Nyah nyah nyah-nyah nyah!

Us Canadians get to Drink at ages 18-19
. Same goes for Tabacco purchase, etc...
.

Cheers to Canadians *Drinks a pint*


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Big John
 

dead_romeo

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Us Canadians get to Drink at ages 18-19 . Same goes for Tabacco purchase, etc...
Plus you can smoke a phattie anywhere you want



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"Conclusions arrived at through reasoning have very little or no influence in altering the course of our lives. Hence, the countless examples of people who have the clearest convictions and yet act diametrically against them time and time again; and have as the only explanation for their behavior the idea that to err is human." Carlos Castaneda - The Fire From Within

"It is the responsibility of the strong to help the weak become strong" - Harlan Ellison
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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